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Brass FastTech Chi, Igo-L & Igo-W

Mawsley

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SALE SALE SALE

The original Chi You clone (not the silver pin 4 Seasons version) was bought on release and polished with love, the engravings have faded to my eye but come up well on the photo. The threads still bear the remains of the Contralube I coated them with to improve performance and protect against corrosion/wear. It is number 2616 of a limited run of something like a million million. I do not have a letter of confirmation to prove that this is a legitimate clone of the original Chi You but I can give you a screenshot of my original FastTech order and printed copies of my complaints to their customer service about delays in delivery.

The Igo-L has been drilled out to 1.5mm to improve airflow and has seen duty across the country after it was lost in a pub. It bears marks from the drill bit which opened up the hole. It works brilliantly with a microcoil and cotton as it has been my juice tester for many months.

The Igo-W has been drilled out too and a second hole drilled on the opposite side to enable proper dual-coil action. The surround of both holes bear marks from the drill bit while I did it but I am not including a recording of all the swearing which went on or the broken drill bit created during the process.

The drippers are fully functional and were used regularly until I got a Fatty and a W3. The Chi is a brass mech mod which works like a brass mech mod should.

I'm selling them because I want £32.

No paypal fees, no postage needed - it's an all-in price and I will get them couriered to your door. £32, that's all it will cost you. No twelve month wait, no email conversations with someone who doesn't speak English. Just thirty two pounds away from dripping happiness.

For an extra £232.93 I will polish all three devices prior to despatch otherwise it's just £32.00.


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I want this, I have no need for it, but I want it - I think its a piece of priceless POTV history and is a real investment.

But I have no need for it....

Good luck with the sale

Cheers
 
Alright, I can see from the interest in this I am going to have to amend the sale: it now comes with a 0% off offer coupled with the inclusion of free packing material if you buy it before lunchtime.

I am also going to include this picture of Jessica Rabbit in the thread because everybody who knows anything about marketing recognises that sex sells products:

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Special afternoon sales offer:


  • 0% finance deal - pay nothing at all until you decide to buy
  • Lifetime online support - through posting questions onto the forum
  • Free coils for life - I'll leave the microcoil in the Igo-L and don't ever change it

In peer-reviewed scientific tests top doctors have said that vaping using these items instead of eating can contribute to weight loss - which makes this sale ideal for those of you planning on a bikini this summer

Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green buy this, bastards.
 
If it was near payday I'd rip ur arm off but brassic :-(

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It's the 14:13 Special EXTRA Offer


If you stump up the full £32 today you will get not just
  • One brass Chi You
  • One Igo-L
  • One Igo-W

...but also I will throw in an i-Atty for an extra no pounds and no pence.

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*Drip tip not included*

So, your £32 now gets you

  • One brass Chi You mech mod
  • One Igo-L dripping atomiser
  • One Igo-W dripping atomiser
  • One i-Atty genesis atomiser
  • No Paypal fee
  • No shipping charge
  • Courier from Mawsley to your door
  • Free packaging in a box I got my magnets in yesterday
  • A leftover sweet from Xmas
  • The warmth that comes from the knowledge that you've taken me 1/4 of the way towards my new Black Hawk Panzer
  • No interest charges
  • A picture of Jessica Rabbit
  • A night out with the celebrity of your choice (*conditions apply)

Now that is a fucking bargain.

Tonight I'm going to remove this from sale and keep the lot while masturbating over the picture of Jessica Rabbit.



*Some celebrities are unavailable and the night out will take place during 2096
 
dont forget the no money back guarantee... that you guarantee they'll get no money back if they break it!
 
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