Ah you don't wanna swap cos you are Northist ehNo.
And me neither.
Or are you concerned about my wellbeing cos if I lived there people might shoot at me thinking I'm a yeti? 
I went ooooop north once .............. came back again ..............Ah you don't wanna swap cos you are Northist eh
Ah a fellow non shaver, I'm aiming for the full cousin IT look by end of lockdown.
Nottingham(shire) born and bred mate but moved North many moons ago now!
Cos they turned you away at the border?I went ooooop north once .............. came back again ..............
Watford Gap.Cos they turned you away at the border?
Nice to see Watford is taking social distancing seriouslyWatford Gap.
They really are - Watford Gap is about 60 miles from Watford ..........Nice to see Watford is taking social distancing seriously
Is it? I thought anywhere South of Leicester was still classed as Wessex, or wastelandThey really are - Watford Gap is about 60 miles from Watford ..........
If you want to keep your sanity or dignity please do not Google Leicester. No one should be put through that trauma, some things can't be unseen
