Hello from the West Midlands

[JennyJ]

the full horror of a lot of members, look up @JennyS (not literally lol)
for instance, hopefully she'll return soon and abuse us all lol

The full horror? Moi? Pft! I resent that... Besides, I'm biding my time until the meet Much more fun to ply you with tequila and abuse you in person!

Welcome to the planet FlippyHTF

 

[ElsaBubs]

Welcome again.

yes, yes...
...we'll come again

 

[Reevo]

Go Jenny, Go Jenny! Any chance of you gracing here more often as previous? Raguri is getting a little out of hand tbh!
Good to see you though, honestly, hope all going ok JennyS ?

 

[Raguri]

JennyS couldn't even sort me out
I'd love to see her try though

 

[Miss Pepper]

JennyS couldn't even sort me out
I'd love to see her try though

Ummmm too much of a manboy for JennyS

 

[Raguri]

Ummmm too much of a manboy for @JennyS

Manboy?!

I don't even know what that means

 

[JennyJ]

@JennyS couldn't even sort me out
I'd love to see her try though

My very dearest darling raggy doll, how I have missed our banter...

£20 would sort you out kiddo, that's a cheap hooker right there! With enough spare to get yourself good and drunk after and to buy a bottle of some scented lotion (or whatever it is you metrosexuals use) to hide the stench of shame

 

[Miss Pepper]

Manboy?!

I don't even know what that means

Man = "alleged" rug
Boy = your teddy bear avatar

Do you even shave yet

 

[Raguri]

My very dearest darling raggy doll, how I have missed our banter...

£20 would sort you out kiddo, that's a cheap hooker right there! With enough spare to get yourself good and drunk after and to buy a bottle of some scented lotion (or whatever it is you metrosexuals use) to hide the stench of shame

Wait, you only want to charge me £20!?
Then again, £20 for 2 seconds of work's pretty good going ;P

Man = "alleged" rug
Boy = your teddy bear avatar

Do you even shave yet

...
Fine, I'll take a new one.
Been shaving since 13. Try another one

 

[JennyJ]

Wait, you only want to charge me £20!?

Mates' rates