I'm having the vaccine when it comes out poll

[BigCloud]

Side effects include
Penis shrinkage up to 4 inches

coming from pfizer probably wont be shrinking mate

 

[Mawsley]

Everything should come with chips.

Everydamnthing.

 

[Mitz]

I'll glad get it. Wifey is flagged as clinically extremely vulnerable to Covid and my mother is elderly. Plus, I don't want to see thousands or tens of thousands more die needlessly when we can all contribute towards stopping it.

 

[rew]

Yep, would get it done. Not for my own benefit though.

 

[bergkamp]

I'll get just to annoy my conspiracy theorist mate who still denies covid even exists , twat

 

[vdub85]

Think I will wait to see if it actually works before hand

 

[Badboybez]

I’m sorry Andy but I had to cover all bases including flat Earth and non deciding members

Everyone knows the earth is not flat.
It's kinda saucer shaped, otherwise all the sea would spill off.

 

[Badboybez]

Penis shrinkage up to 4 inches

Don't worry about that.
I have heard that if it starts shrinking, just leave it, and it will fall off naturally a couple of days later.

 

[Badboybez]

Compulsion to call everyone cunt

Maybe @3dj has already had it ?

 

[vapesmarter]

rinnnnnngggg rinnnnnggggggg

"hello" me

"hi stu Boris here"

"Oh hi bojo how are you getting on in Westminster and the virus crisis"

"its going ok remember hands space protect the NHS stay home go to work that sort of thing..."

"hmm ok how can I help"

"me and dom have seen you have done a poll we want to know about the banana situation, remember the UK government need to address the banana situation and I as your prime minister holds the banana in front of the UK it's of paramount importance that the banana will be recognised as the leading banana in Europe our fight for independence and beating this curse that has come across our land hinge swings on you as the people to which I as spokesman hold that feeling to my chest..."

"its got 2 votes"

"shit"

click

bad day in Whitehall