Yay, we have a serial Dave !
Transcripts of babycakes communications were rushed to Qunatico where the FBI's finest profilers have produced the following report :
His first post/crime scene never reveals the true target of his rage, its like a practice run. There's a randomness to it, he's overly excited with no clear agenda. He's yet to hone his skills, define a modus operandi or favoured target demographic. His disconnection from reality is clear, but not the depth of that disconnect nor the reason for it. An initial profile at this point would indicate a teenager both acting out against authority by skirting rules whilst desperately trying to show off to his peer group at the same time. Likewise the poor gramatical discipline suggests an educational underachiever.
The subsequent 2 posts are more akin to exhausted taunts, he's shot his rage-load at the first crime scene and is so-to-say all murdered out. This again fits into the profile of a teenager, bursts of energy followed by dormant periods. Alternatively his parents may have changed the wi-fi password.
The second crime scene is more refined, he's calmer this time and has honed his skills somewhat. The rage is still present, but it's tempered by a desperate need for approval. Mythical references to superhuman skills at his chosen vocation abound, but at the same time we see indicators that he can't hold down a full time job - at least not in a structured way which points to a desire to rebel aginst authority. He rejects society whilst at the same time desperately seeks plaudits from it. His target demographic becomes clearer, vapers in general and he's randomly chosen
@bellyman as representative of that group - he will be taken into protective custody for his own safety. Disturbingly he also displays strong misogynistic rage at the second crime scene, it could be that he believes bellyman to be female, which given his lack of schooling may be understandable.
Our preliminary profile is a white male, teenager or in his early twenties. Unable to hold down a full time job, he probably lives at home with his parents whilst employing his self-professed genius electrical skills in the garage or a similar lair. Unable to hold down a relationship with the opposite sex he's most likely single, but given his disassociative nature he may believe himself to be in a relationship with a supermodel or pop star.
This offender will strike again.
