Mrdazjones
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- Jun 17, 2013
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If thats all you did in the corridors of a Premier inn they should be thanking youView attachment 15589...I feel, now I am not so drunken, I should probably apologise for some things, so... people of the midlands mini meet, I apologise, profusely, for the following:
- General drunkenness
-Talking bollocks- In general and particularly in the direction of Mrs @Mawsley, who was truly lovely, but I doubt understood a word I said to her, between alcohol induced slurring and the naaaaaw noises I was making at the beautiful doggies
-Barefootedness
-Accidental nipple exposure
-Deliberate underwear exposure
-Tequila
-Jaegermeister
-Suggestions of group sex
-Accidental drunken sex noises
-Femfresh
-Anything else I did that hasn't come back to me yet
I shall also be forwarding my apology to the people of Leicester and the unfortunate buggers staying at the Premierinn last night, no doubt woken up, by my traipsing through the labyrinth of hotel corridors, falling over my own feet and shouting things like 'oh fuck my toe' and 'why did they put that stair there'
how/why did I miss this?-Accidental nipple exposure
-Deliberate underwear exposure
-Suggestions of group sex
-Accidental drunken sex noises
how/why did I miss this?
No need to apologise for the femfresh incident... Never known AndyC1971 smell *quite* so fresh....I feel, now I am not so drunken, I should probably apologise for some things, so... people of the midlands mini meet, I apologise, profusely, for the following:
- General drunkenness
-Talking bollocks- In general and particularly in the direction of Mrs @Mawsley, who was truly lovely, but I doubt understood a word I said to her, between alcohol induced slurring and the naaaaaw noises I was making at the beautiful doggies
-Barefootedness
-Accidental nipple exposure
-Deliberate underwear exposure
-Tequila
-Jägermeister
-Suggestions of group sex
-Accidental drunken sex noises
-Femfresh
-Anything else I did that hasn't come back to me yet
I shall also be forwarding my apology to the people of Leicester and the unfortunate buggers staying at the Premierinn last night, no doubt woken up, by my traipsing through the labyrinth of hotel corridors, falling over my own feet and shouting things like 'oh fuck my toe' and 'why did they put that stair there'
No need to apologise for the femfresh incident... Never known @AndyC1971 smell *quite* so fresh....
I'm not going out to play with you lot again... Have decided an account of the fact that I still feel like crap that I'm too old!!
so im no longer a bald chunt?Oh, and for the record, its GASH from now on