stay alert is it the new stay at home

[Mr Ripple]

Leisure activities such as cheese rolling will be allowed on Wednesday

But can we travel to Gloucester to take part?

 

[Jon The Vape]

But can we travel to Gloucester to take part?

On yer bike

 

[knome]

Was it this by any chance

Well, we've been shopping at Aldi's lately so it might be German Helmet.

 

["Misfit"]

Saying nothing but........

 

[Mawsley]

now you bring up the cheese grater can we have concise instructions do you grate with the cheese in the bag or outside in your fingers, the long side of said cheese or short side, up and down, long strokes or short strokes

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why “Be All The Alerts” doesn’t cut the mustard.

 

[zouzounaki]

I have just watched it, wish I hadn't .......what the fk...I have no words

Aye it’s no good. Just watching sturgeon’s press conference from today. she’s very much more on the ball and candid than this westminster mob.

But having watched BJ’s announcement and now watching this (from earlier) there is definitely a barny brewin.

 

[Rickster]

Aye it’s no good. Just watching sturgeon’s press conference from today. she’s very much more on the ball and candid than this westminster mob.

But having watched BJ’s announcement and now watching this (from earlier) there is definitely a barny brewin.

Im no so sure about a barny, I don't think the other home nations are point scoring or can be arsed at this time, I think they are genuinely concerned re the welfare of their people.... Boris's new approach......mmmm probably led by Dominic, fed by the party donors who are in losing millions.

 

[zouzounaki]

Im no so sure about a barny, I don't think the other home nations are point scoring or can be arsed at this time, I think they are genuinely concerned re the welfare of their people.... Boris's new approach......mmmm probably led by Dominic, fed by the party donors who are in losing millions.

Aye, totally agree, but pretty much everything she’s saying she asked him to be clear about in his message, he’s done the opposite. It’s like he’s listened to her saying “can you be clear about this, this, this..” and deliberately done the opposite.

He’s no communicating the strategy with the first ministers and they are reading about it in the newspapers. Quite reckless and irresponsible.

 

[vapesmarter]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why “Be All The Alerts” doesn’t cut the mustard.

well well, go for the mustard then, you mean that cheap nasty major supermarket in a squeezy tube type stuff not the pure colmans powder Mustad the proper stuff that you have to mix with pure mountain dew water just enough at the right temperature the mixing has to be done clockwise with a smooth motion none of this farty farty noise when people are too lazy to mix mustard, too ham-fisted the snigger as the wife looks on at the childish noise why did she marry a man that this farting is such a funny thing he really is 12 in his mind, now a real man mixes the mustard he tastes it, no facial movement he is a man amongst men a mustard maker a hero

 

[vapemac]