stay alert is it the new stay at home

["Misfit"]

He has it all sorted

 

[ZT]

That's the logical explanation.
But the Pm specifically said if you can't work from home, you go to work tomorrow.
But then later said we may allow shops to reopen 1st June.
It all contradicts itself.
Schools are not open tomorrow so how can a non essential worker go to work tomorrow when their kids can't go to school
It's all nonsense to me.

He specified manufacturing and construction and a couple of others tho in the going back to work bit

 

[mick brown]

As you say, be interested to see the details tomorrow.

Indeed. The whole situation is frustrating for a lot of people but simple for others. I've not seen anything like it in my lifetime and I don't suppose you have either.

 

[mick brown]

He has it all sorted

He should be holding a pair of cymbals in the top picture like that fucking monkey and as for the bottom picture !! What sort of grown man sticks his thumbs up like that. Prick.

 

[Mawsley]

It didn't confuse me I don't think. Just use logical reasoning.

Let’s assume everyone on the forum is at the bleeding edge of intelligence. Then count up the number of dumb posts you see - there’s over 20k on my account. Let’s assume we all have the collective intelligence to apply common sense, even though there’s thread upon thread stating no one seems to have this ability anymore.

Then listen to any phone in show, read any letters section on a local newspaper, look at Facebook, Twitter, or the comments section on YouTube. They aren’t so bright, eh? Common sense? The Tide pod guzzlers? The Ignobel Award winners? The Darwin Award candidates? Joey Essex and the collected casts of TV’s Sexytimes On A Beach? And people that watch that shit?

Far be it for me to say the average person is a stupid arse who needs instructions to use a cheese grater, and that makes 50% of the public worse, but I’m not convinced they do well without clear, direct, concise instruction.

 

[Mawsley]

He has it all sorted

 

[mick brown]

Let’s assume everyone on the forum is at the bleeding edge of intelligence. Then count up the number of dumb posts you see - there’s over 20k on my account. Let’s assume we all have the collective intelligence to apply common sense, even though there’s thread upon thread stating no one seems to have this ability anymore.

Then listen to any phone in show, read any letters section on a local newspaper, look at Facebook, Twitter, or the comments section on YouTube. They aren’t so bright, eh? Common sense? The Tide pod guzzlers? The Ignobel Award winners? The Darwin Award candidates? Joey Essex and the collected casts of TV’s Sexytimes On A Beach? And people that watch that shit?

Far be it for me to say the average person is a stupid arse who needs instructions to use a cheese grater, and that makes 50% of the public worse, but I’m not convinced they do well without clear, direct, concise instruction.

Yeah, maybe.
Who was it that said "a person is intelligent but people are arrogant panicking idiots " .
Some people couldn't even figure out what STAY AT HOME meant or NO VISITING FRIENDS.

 

[knome]

... instructions to use a cheese grater ...

Bugger! I've checked my Foolscap Box File.
There's a pile of manually shit but nothing for the cheese grater.
Mrs knome grated something for my teatime baked 'tate.
I hope it was cheese.

 

[MrDJ]

 

[vapesmarter]

Let’s assume everyone on the forum is at the bleeding edge of intelligence. Then count up the number of dumb posts you see - there’s over 20k on my account. Let’s assume we all have the collective intelligence to apply common sense, even though there’s thread upon thread stating no one seems to have this ability anymore.

Then listen to any phone in show, read any letters section on a local newspaper, look at Facebook, Twitter, or the comments section on YouTube. They aren’t so bright, eh? Common sense? The Tide pod guzzlers? The Ignobel Award winners? The Darwin Award candidates? Joey Essex and the collected casts of TV’s Sexytimes On A Beach? And people that watch that shit?

Far be it for me to say the average person is a stupid arse who needs instructions to use a cheese grater, and that makes 50% of the public worse, but I’m not convinced they do well without clear, direct, concise instruction.

now you bring up the cheese grater can we have concise instructions do you grate with the cheese in the bag or outside in your fingers, the long side of said cheese or short side, up and down, long strokes or short strokes is red Leicester a cheese that should be grated or is it too grumbly is the grating motion in a bowl or plate what about the size of grated cheese long curls or shorter wisps all these points need addressing before grating can commence .......