Sturgeon is on a collision course with Johnson.

[wraith]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/08/sturgeon-collision-course-johnson-lockdown

 

[ZT]

Cool thanks

 

[Mawsley]

She's sticking with the old message about staying at home. Johnson is shifting to the new catchphrase. What the fucking fuck does this even mean?

It took them two weeks to come up with this according to the Daily Telegraph. And they produce this. It makes "weapons-grade incompetence" seem like a level Johnson's team can only aspire to.

Alert to a 0.125micron virus? Control it with what? Biting satire? Hobnail boots? Interpretive dance?

People are bickering about what the rules currently mean because of the mixed messages they've come out with for two weeks - and now we get something even more abstract? Fuck me the man's a moron.

 

[ZT]

As stated elsewhere (Twitter - sigh)

I think to misunderstand this statement you have to be being wilfully ignorant.

it means stay alert - retain your distance - keep to the rules, even when they change view each personal transaction with the correct guidelines.

Its not a difficult message to understand - and watching the anti govs jump on it in yet another round of attempted gotchas is like watching vomit dry on my trousers.

 

[Mr Ripple]

She's sticking with the old message about staying at home. Johnson is shifting to the new catchphrase. What the fucking fuck does this even mean?

It took them two weeks to come up with this according to the Daily Telegraph. And they produce this. It makes "weapons-grade incompetence" seem like a level Johnson's team can only aspire to.

Alert to a 0.125micron virus? Control it with what? Biting satire? Hobnail boots? Interpretive dance?

People are bickering about what the rules currently mean because of the mixed messages they've come out with for two weeks - and now we get something even more abstract? Fuck me the man's a moron.

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No doubt they'll resort to "Stern Words"

 

[ZT]

Honestly - some of the shit I’ve seen on Twitter

“eehhhh it’s a virus you can’t see it - how can you be alert to it - nerrr nerrrr”

fuckwits

when you go for a walk along a cliff top and there is a sign that says “crumbling edges - stay alert” are you looking for miniature virus blobs with machine guns looking to poke you off The edge or are you watching your footing?

Its really not a difficult concept.

honestly I wish people would stop hiding behind the curtains and waiting for someone in gov to do or say something so they can jump out and say “told you I told you!” And just got on with sticking to the rules and actually making the whole horrible process easier on everyone else by not having to listen their incessant bleeting.

this has been a public information rant. Bought to you by someone who had no sleep whatsoever because he lives in the Notts bronx - where neighbouring house parties are still a thing.

 

[ZT]

@Social Misfit - note: above rant aimed at twatterati and the Twitter Leftwaffe not yourself

 

[zouzounaki]

She's sticking with the old message about staying at home. Johnson is shifting to the new catchphrase. What the fucking fuck does this even mean?

It took them two weeks to come up with this according to the Daily Telegraph. And they produce this. It makes "weapons-grade incompetence" seem like a level Johnson's team can only aspire to.

Alert to a 0.125micron virus? Control it with what? Biting satire? Hobnail boots? Interpretive dance?

People are bickering about what the rules currently mean because of the mixed messages they've come out with for two weeks - and now we get something even more abstract? Fuck me the man's a moron.

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Control it by staying alert, of course. The new policy includes distributing free government coffee, cocaine and amphetamines to the population. The shielding group are only allowed pro plus.

 

[Mawsley]

Control it by staying alert, of course. The new policy includes distributing free government coffee, cocaine and amphetamines to the population. The shielding group are only allowed pro plus.

Sure, we can interpret what it means because everyone here has the smarts.

But the average person has few smarts. And without clear, concise instruction they get up to all manner of malarky...because Johnson can give consistent briefs.

In related matters, has anyone visited these wonderful beaches at Hackney? I'm thinking about booking an AirBnB there after the lockdown. Sounds ace.

 

[zouzounaki]