Sturgeon is on a collision course with Johnson.

[knome]

In related matters, has anyone visited these wonderful beaches at Hackney? I'm thinking about booking an AirBnB there after the lockdown. Sounds ace.

Yeah, but the constant whingeing about the barbecues will do your head in...

https://www.hackneycitizen.co.uk/2018/07/28/london-fields-residents-fears-barbecue-air-pollution/

 

[andipandi]

Get Back To Work, Stay Alert, Save The Economy


Stay at home is now working too well, despite the pics of people in parks and shit. Watch the Daily Fail turn on people and call them lazy chunts, for not wanting to risk the workplace and or send the kids back to school.

 

[andipandi]

Yeah, but the constant whingeing about the barbecues will do your head in...

https://www.hackneycitizen.co.uk/2018/07/28/london-fields-residents-fears-barbecue-air-pollution/

Ban them, the only decent thing cooked on a barby is corn on the cob.

 

[Mawsley]

If only we’d listened in 1962

 

[Mawsley]

If a minister has to use the phrase “Stay Alert clearly means...” then it doesn’t mean it clearly.

If only there was a snappy way to communicate that people should obey the rules, like using three words that really encapsulate that act of obeying the rules. I don’t know, just spitballing here, something like “Obey The Fucking Rul...”, damn, I don’t appear to be able to condense it very well.

Read a lovely piece today about “Oh don’t blame them, they’re trying their best”. That this phrase ceases to have any meaning once you move away from the side of the pitch at an U11’s football match.

 

["Misfit"]

Much prefer this version

 

[Mawsley]

Loads of Johnson apologists crying "It just means use your common sense".

Hmm, could work.

Ah no... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47746517

 

[knome]

Loads of Johnson apologists crying "It just means use your common sense".

Hmm, could work.

Ah no... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47746517

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How the fuck does a pigeon get a mobile signal in a chimney?

 

[leftism]

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[zouzounaki]

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