P
Phrasing
Guest
Hello my fellow apes.
Let me start by saying, like most of you, I have a tendancy to buy a lot of crap I don't need.
Shinyitis is my curse and I often find myself buying stuff just to make the postie stop at my door so I can glare at him for not bringing me the things I really want.
What I normally do before I buy things is turn to my lovely girlfriend, with a full cart and say "talk me out of it".
Now, as I sit here accidentally unattended, I thought maybe you fine apes could help me, and maybe in the process save yourself a few quid by following my example.
I'll start us off...
Talk me out of it!
Let me start by saying, like most of you, I have a tendancy to buy a lot of crap I don't need.
Shinyitis is my curse and I often find myself buying stuff just to make the postie stop at my door so I can glare at him for not bringing me the things I really want.
What I normally do before I buy things is turn to my lovely girlfriend, with a full cart and say "talk me out of it".
Now, as I sit here accidentally unattended, I thought maybe you fine apes could help me, and maybe in the process save yourself a few quid by following my example.
I'll start us off...
Talk me out of it!
Last edited by a moderator: