The RESULTS "Sumac Stag" DNA 75 squonker 2017 giveaway Winner

[vapesmarter]

"Live from the bus depot Digbeth........your host for the Vapesmarter 2017 Xmas giveaway is...."

"DEEERRRMMMOOOOTTT O'Turdbucket"

Dermot walks on stage the crowd goes insane fainting, farting, crying the whole shebang women lose control, men lose control, dogs lose control.....

Dermot smiles, his teeth worth more than a small detached house shine in the lights.

two women bare there breast at Dermot he smiles, a man drops his trousers, Dermot gives him the thumbs up, the cameraman, x Jeremy kyle fame, zoom in on the body parts.

"Thank you, Thankyou" he raises his hands, silence envelops the bus depot.

"Who wants free stuff!"

the crowd screams

"WHO>>>>WANTS>>>FREE>>>>STUFF"

the crowds go crazy the dogs go crazy the cameraman goes crazy

"The Contestants"

1. @Qwackers98
2. @vapemac
3. @Badboybez
4. @RaymondoBeyondo
5. @ed87
6. @cliveh2
7. @crustyfolker
8. @Shetland Sam
9. @Mrdazjones
10. @gary68
11. @cindy99
12. @Joe 90
13. @joe clay
14 @Snakebitex10
15. @Michael jackson
16. @Moley
17. @tony68
18. @KetracelWhite
19. @hol
20. @Benjamin Bailey
21. @Lord Grim
22. @geordie12
23. @norwichvaper78
24. @Pittard9
25. @wonkyhorn
26. @Bazz_74
27. @CarbonBoy
28. @kermitthefog
29. @smplmind
30. @daz_app
31. @paul-7
32. @tootingyoda
33. @doggystyle
34. @jaydoginvasion
35. @akira181
36. @Muttydog
37. @bellyman
38. @Smoggy
39. @Leeren666
40. @dismal_fett
41. @shadowvaper
42. @Vaporz1
43. @red5
44. @Major Hazzard
45. @Ment
46. @DjDoc
47. @jock1092
48. @Ethendinythor
49. @weepapagirlrappers
50. @Zwara
51. @Gothictwist
52. @Jonthan22
53. @kamido
54. @Peeej
55. @Jamesmc84
56. @cheltenham cat
57. @James Crabb
58. @leftism
59. @David Siddle
60. @craigwalsh
61. @knitsabit
62. @jj87

the large group of winners troop on the stage, dancers appear from the sides, the lights spin, @daz_app has come in costume as a pantomime dame his large comedy breast wobble as he walks, the cameraman zooms in for the perfect shot.


"And now your judge none other than the Vaping DOGAN himself all the way from Australia is here"

the vaping dogan walks on the stage from the side, he carries in his hand "Sumac stag" Two of the winners rush to get near him security jump on them, the cameraman is loving it and gets a close up as the fur flies.

"GDAY DICKHEADS"

as the vaping dogan speaks a swearing bleeping machine kicks in

"HOW THE %^&&* ARE YOU BUTCH OF %^&* &*((&%% ARE WE READY ^&**! FOR THE %%^&&% WINNER*&^%$"

The beeping machine starts to smoke

Dermot announces the THREE finalists as the names are handed to him

"THE FINAL THREE WINNERS ARE.....In NO particular order"




@gary68

@paul-7

@red5





The final THREE punch the air, the crowds go wild, cats have joined the dogs and are going crazy too, a herd of sheep runs onto the stage barring noisily, the rest of the winners look at each other, some try to get to Dermot but the security is on them, a full-blown fight starts to happen @daz_app is taking on all comers with his huge breasts knocking at least 4 people out cold.


The stage is cleared apart from the 3 winners and some rather beat up breasts.

smoke starts to drift across the stage a single spotlight point at Dermot he smiles, the sheep settle down.



"THE WINNER OF SUMAC STAG BY VAPESMARTER 2017 XMAS WINNER IS



IS



IS



RIGHT AFTER THESES MESSAGES"


well, we have our final three who could it be, who could it be ???

back in 10mins with the winner

put the kettle on people

 

[cindy99]

What a tease @vapesmarter! And what entertainment! Good luck you three lucky £#@&ers!

Oop, that's lucky! The bleep machine's still working! [emoji1]

 

[vapesmarter]

Dermots teeth shine, the music swells more smoke comes onto the stage the sheep are sitting to one side and look over casually


"Ladies and gentleman we have our three finalists...... come forward Please"



@gary68

@paul-7

@red5

the three winners clutch there tickets the cameraman is ready the audience are ready the sheep, dogs cats and other furry creatures are ready

Dermot faces the camera


"The winner of sumac stag vapesmarters 2017 Xmas winner is



is



is



@paul-7"

the audience goes wild the sheep run around dogs bark @paul-7 breaks down and collapses on the floor


"Well-done @paul-7 have you anything to say to your fans"

"I would like to say thanks to ma, pa, uncle Fred, auntie gladis,"

"Thank you paul" Dermot cuts in, paul slumps back on the floor

"Remember folks it is not the winning its the taking part until next time........"


that's it folks sumac stag will be packed up and shipped off to @paul-7 I will send a pm to paul for his address

in the meantime


if you love my mods, bags, cases, mods then like them follow me and.......... buy one

back soon in the mod makers section with


"Raven"


this will be for sale and will be discounted for the new year sales

goodnight and a....very.....happy......new year

 

[the_atomic_fart]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Well done @paul-7
Worthy winner.
@vapesmarter thanks for the laughs.

 

[red5]

Nearly weed a little bit when I was in the final 3! Congrats to @paul-7 and thanks to @vapesmarter for doing such a great giveaway in the first place

 

[Michael jackson]

Gotta love your draws Vapesmarter and well done Paul-7 you own an amazing piece

 

[cliveh2]

Congratulations @paul-7 you lucky Git ( not jealous at all!)
And thankyou for an amazing comp @vapesmarter (expect a pm in the next few weeks[emoji6][emoji16])

 

[cindy99]

Congratulations @paul-7 and thanks again @vapesmarter, you're a diamond!

 

[jaydoginvasion]

Congrats @paul-7.
Damn, going to have to tell the wife I won and order a mod.
@vapesmarter don't suppose you have any dna 200 's on the go?

 

[vapemac]

Well done @paul-7 and thank you to @vapesmarter for an amazing giveaway!