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the crowd settles down, crisps can be heard being eaten
the lights dim
"Ladies and gentleman live from london we present"
the music rises smoke starts to drift across the stage
"your host"
spotlights switch to the corner and there he is
"Dermot O'turd-bucket"
screams from the women and some men oddly, Dermot strides on stage his teeth flash in the spotlights
"good evening one and all"
more cheering, screaming, fainting
"do you want free stuff"
"Yeah" the audience shout
"I can't hear you..... do you want free stuff"
"YEAH!!!!"
"here are the contestants"
1. MrMalcolm101
2. MonsterMash
3. Bellyman
4. Chris K
5. WaitFor1t88
6. Jude27
7. Hodge40
8. Lord Grim
9. Michael jackson
10. stevoknevo
11. Mattyk2010
12. Tartanspartan
13. EmbraSewerRat
14. Screwball
15. eshelby_dunn
16. andy3434
17.andreashadji
18. geordie
19. Bazz_74
20. Robotica
21. gazlynn
22. Ellie1893
23. Crewella
24. ZeroBass87
25. Albert Buttsniffer
26. tootingyoda
27. Pittard9
28. badboybez
29. cindy99
30. leftism
31. Redmatt76
32. Mammo
33. Eightbitraptor
34. Rob
35. workshyfop
36. Kermitthefog
37. Moley
they all shuffle on @bellyman sports a new cross, topless, of course, the other contestants eye him nervously
"Let's bring him on Ladies and gentleman...... GRAHAM"
graham is carried on a long bed by two, blond, tall Roman gladiators he nonchalantly looks across at the contestants, the crowd goes wild, two old ladies wet themselves, the contestants pluck at the tickets all are worthy but who will it be, the crowd start to shout GRAY>>>HAM GRAYYY>>>HAM calming the crowd Dermot looks straight at the cameras....
"Ok let's get this show on the road"
music swells, more crap smoke.
"The final three are....."
"In no particular order"
@cindy99 , @WaitFor1t88 , @gazlynn
"Thankyou thank you, can the final 3 step forwards"
the final 3 come forwards the other contestants start to walk off, a couple start scrapping at the edge of the stage the cameras pan over to Dermot's teeth as security push them off
lights dim once more
"The winner and new owner of Graham is........"
is
"Right after these messages, back after the break"
shit
well, we have the final THREE, I will go and put the kettle on and I will reveal all in a bit please talk amongst yourselves.
back in 10
this is what you playing for (not the Aspire tank on Graham IM not that mad BTW)
the lights dim
"Ladies and gentleman live from london we present"
the music rises smoke starts to drift across the stage
"your host"
spotlights switch to the corner and there he is
"Dermot O'turd-bucket"
screams from the women and some men oddly, Dermot strides on stage his teeth flash in the spotlights
"good evening one and all"
more cheering, screaming, fainting
"do you want free stuff"
"Yeah" the audience shout
"I can't hear you..... do you want free stuff"
"YEAH!!!!"
"here are the contestants"
1. MrMalcolm101
2. MonsterMash
3. Bellyman
4. Chris K
5. WaitFor1t88
6. Jude27
7. Hodge40
8. Lord Grim
9. Michael jackson
10. stevoknevo
11. Mattyk2010
12. Tartanspartan
13. EmbraSewerRat
14. Screwball
15. eshelby_dunn
16. andy3434
17.andreashadji
18. geordie
19. Bazz_74
20. Robotica
21. gazlynn
22. Ellie1893
23. Crewella
24. ZeroBass87
25. Albert Buttsniffer
26. tootingyoda
27. Pittard9
28. badboybez
29. cindy99
30. leftism
31. Redmatt76
32. Mammo
33. Eightbitraptor
34. Rob
35. workshyfop
36. Kermitthefog
37. Moley
they all shuffle on @bellyman sports a new cross, topless, of course, the other contestants eye him nervously
"Let's bring him on Ladies and gentleman...... GRAHAM"
graham is carried on a long bed by two, blond, tall Roman gladiators he nonchalantly looks across at the contestants, the crowd goes wild, two old ladies wet themselves, the contestants pluck at the tickets all are worthy but who will it be, the crowd start to shout GRAY>>>HAM GRAYYY>>>HAM calming the crowd Dermot looks straight at the cameras....
"Ok let's get this show on the road"
music swells, more crap smoke.
"The final three are....."
"In no particular order"
@cindy99 , @WaitFor1t88 , @gazlynn
"Thankyou thank you, can the final 3 step forwards"
the final 3 come forwards the other contestants start to walk off, a couple start scrapping at the edge of the stage the cameras pan over to Dermot's teeth as security push them off
lights dim once more
"The winner and new owner of Graham is........"
is
"Right after these messages, back after the break"
shit
well, we have the final THREE, I will go and put the kettle on and I will reveal all in a bit please talk amongst yourselves.
back in 10this is what you playing for (not the Aspire tank on Graham IM not that mad BTW)
