"...had all our kit and juices tested"?
1. That's over a £1000's worth of mods and attys supposedly bought on the sly, I'm struggling with that.
2. What tests? How would a hospital test mods and attys?
3. And they beat other potential vendors? So that implies that the Trust has also bought up entire stock ranges from other vendors too in order to carry out this mystery quality assurance testing?
4. This goes on to indicate a spend of tens of thousands of pounds - no hospital and no Trust would do this, it's not what they do. They can't afford to do it, they have no experience to do it and I question their desire to do it.
Sorry, I'm not buying that 'testing' bit at all.