Trust Issue

[Lee]

Or you could just get your misses to do some dripworx bottle cleavage shots, youd hit 1 million by christmas

Thats a great plan [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] we already have a cleavage sponsor though [emoji6]

 

[sirflavourthefifth]

Isn't it? If he hadn't had £400 and not delivered it'd be comedy gold.
Still will be when Freddy parks a Tranny in his Box(er)

Hahaha. L

Yeah obviously he doesnt care about me as much [emoji23][emoji23]

Strange really, i emailed him off my company email, paid through my company paypal.... you would have thought he would be pissing you around more than someone with 3k vaping related instagram followers [emoji3] ah well.

For real though he's definitely got his priorities back to front. If yours turns up perfect I'm actually gonna be pissed. Happy for you but damn he's in for a fucking treat.

 

[Smut]

Thats a great plan [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] we already have a cleavage sponsor though [emoji6]

Teatime?

 

[Lee]

Hahaha. L


For real though he's definitely got his priorities back to front. If yours turns up perfect I'm actually gonna be pissed. Happy for you but damn he's in for a fucking treat.

I dunno if i even want to open it now after seeing your pic, makes me a bit angry really [emoji20]

Just makes you think if theres any issues in the future with the mod hows that going to play out? Shitty by the looks of it.

 

[SirLugg]

Then he calls the fuzz [emoji6]

Ali- Hello police?
Plod- Yes sir.
A- I want to report a crime.
P- what's the crime sir?
A- I came into work and there is a van in my shop.
P- and sir?
A- The van shouldn't be there.
P- Ok sir. Why shouldn't it be there?
A- Because it came in through the window.
P-Through the window sir?
A- Yes.
P- Is it a real van sir?
A- Yes. A 2010 Ford Transit.
P- And it came in through the window sir?
A- Yes. And it's full of strange things.
P- Strange things?
A- Yes. I think they're aliens.
P-Aliens?
A-Yes. They're not normal.
P- I don't quite follow you sir?
A- Well first there was a guy dressed like Freddy Krueger and another guy who smelled like beer and cookies. They were screaming at me demanding money. Then they was a tall hairy guy dressed as a clown that just stood there laughing hysterically at me asking where the kettle was. Then a stout tattooed cockney fella wearing knuckle dusters who wouldn't stop punching me in the leg repeatedly and a young fella in his pyjamas who was stabbing me in the ear with a pair of tweezers. I'm scared.
P- Sir have you been drinking?
A-I have now yes.
P-Ok sir. Maybe you should go home to bed. Is there anyone that can be with you?
A- Only my cat.
P- Ok sir. You go home with the other pussy and sleep it off. Good day sir.

 

[sirflavourthefifth]

@SirLugg I emailed ginger vapes literally after you sent me that link and they emailed me back 15 minutes ago saying they could ship to me from America in 3-5 days. Gwaaaaarrdddd

 

[sirflavourthefifth]

Then he calls the fuzz [emoji6]

Ali- Hello police?
Plod- Yes sir.
A- I want to report a crime.
P- what's the crime sir?
A- I came into work and there is a van in my shop.
P- and sir?
A- The van shouldn't be there.
P- Ok sir. Why shouldn't it be there?
A- Because it came in through the window.
P-Through the window sir?
A- Yes.
P- Is it a real van sir?
A- Yes. A 2010 Ford Transit.
P- And it came in through the window sir?
A- Yes. And it's full of strange things.
P- Strange things?
A- Yes. I think they're aliens.
P-Aliens?
A-Yes. They're not normal.
P- I don't quite follow you sir?
A- Well first there was a guy dressed like Freddy Krueger and another guy who smelled like beer and cookies. They were screaming at me demanding money. Then they was a tall hairy guy dressed as a clown that just stood there laughing hysterically at me asking where the kettle was. Then a stout tattooed cockney fella wearing knuckle dusters who wouldn't stop punching me in the leg repeatedly and a young fella in his pyjamas who was stabbing me in the ear with a pair of tweezers. I'm scared.
P- Sir have you been drinking?
A-I have now yes.
P-Ok sir. Maybe you should go home to bed. Is there anyone that can be with you?
A- Only my cat.
P- Ok sir. You go home with the other pussy and sleep it off. Good day sir.

Quality.

 

[SirLugg]

@SirLugg I emailed ginger vapes literally after you sent me that link and they emailed me back 15 minutes ago saying they could ship to me from America in 3-5 days. Gwaaaaarrdddd

I've not personally ordered from them - my Boxer is @PrimeVapes old one funnily enough, but they're supposedly A1 and I haven't ever heard anything bad about them.
But if it goes tits up I apologise in advance.

 

[Lee]

Then he calls the fuzz [emoji6]

Ali- Hello police?
Plod- Yes sir.
A- I want to report a crime.
P- what's the crime sir?
A- I came into work and there is a van in my shop.
P- and sir?
A- The van shouldn't be there.
P- Ok sir. Why shouldn't it be there?
A- Because it came in through the window.
P-Through the window sir?
A- Yes.
P- Is it a real van sir?
A- Yes. A 2010 Ford Transit.
P- And it came in through the window sir?
A- Yes. And it's full of strange things.
P- Strange things?
A- Yes. I think they're aliens.
P-Aliens?
A-Yes. They're not normal.
P- I don't quite follow you sir?
A- Well first there was a guy dressed like Freddy Krueger and another guy who smelled like beer and cookies. They were screaming at me demanding money. Then they was a tall hairy guy dressed as a clown that just stood there laughing hysterically at me asking where the kettle was. Then a stout tattooed cockney fella wearing knuckle dusters who wouldn't stop punching me in the leg repeatedly and a young fella in his pyjamas who was stabbing me in the ear with a pair of tweezers. I'm scared.
P- Sir have you been drinking?
A-I have now yes.
P-Ok sir. Maybe you should go home to bed. Is there anyone that can be with you?
A- Only my cat.
P- Ok sir. You go home with the other pussy and sleep it off. Good day sir.

Am i the beer and cookie man? And your the tea drinking clown? [emoji23][emoji23]

The ladies in the post office call me the smelly man, every time i come in they say the same thing here is the smelly man, not because you smell mind, your parcels all smell like sweets and cakes [emoji3]

 

[Smut]

Am i the beer and cookie man? And your the tea drinking clown? [emoji23][emoji23]

The ladies in the post office call me the smelly man, every time i come in they say the same thing here is the smelly man, not because you smell mind, your parcels all smell like sweets and cakes [emoji3]

Yeah the juice... it has nothing to do with the smell of alcohol and stale pee

 

[sirflavourthefifth]

I dunno if i even want to open it now after seeing your pic, makes me a bit angry really [emoji20]

Just makes you think if theres any issues in the future with the mod hows that going to play out? Shitty by the looks of it.

True. I was gutted more than angry because the mod looked so well finished on the exterior. Without batteries the door fitted better but not perfect. Stick batteries in it and it goes all weird. Of your door fits though you'll be really happy with the overall finish. You may even be treated to a USB