This is so difficult, you could all have doneall of these things, except for the being from keeping animals. Here's my guesses:
A. Merino-Teflon ------ 6. Got to 'first base' with an attractive female, only tofind out, 'she' had meat and two veg.
B. Purplefowler -------- 1. Was once a Hairdresser.
C. Mark ----------------- 3. Starredin a musical to impress a member of the opposite sex.
D. ZT -------------------- 5. Usedto model straight jackets.
E. Markfletcher007 ---- 2. Built a PCat the age of 7.
F. KulrMeStoopid ------ 9. Blaggedtheir way into a comic con,
G. AndyC1971 --------- 7. Beendeported from Belgium.