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[gary68]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Fucking love the look of them Thors
Great idea for a comp' @Mitz

 

[SirLugg]

Megadeth have always been better than Metallica and always will be.*













































*not an entry.



[emoji41]

 

[gary68]

Can we have multiple entries @Mitz?
If so

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

And

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are gross!”

I said, “People who sell veggies are grocer.”

 

[ninjazx6]

There was a wise vaper called Mitz,
His old setup was really the pits,
So he bought a new mod,
To rekindle love, the soft sod,
But blew clouds 'til he was bored off his tits.

'Oh! What should I do?' Thought Mitz,
I'll offer it to a forum of twits,
Only way out in front,
Was an abominable cunt,
By the name of NinjaZX6.

 

[Mitz]

Megadeth have always been better than Metallica and always will be.*


*not an entry.



[emoji41]

Thought you were gonna call me a knobber again. That definitely made me chuckle!

If Megadeth is better than Metallica why they kick his ass out?!

 

["Misfit"]

Thought you were gonna call me a knobber again. That definitely made me chuckle!

If Megadeth is better than Metallica why they kick his ass out?!

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Was it not the other way round

 

[Mitz]

Was it not the other way round

I only heard Dave whining about it the other day. Poor bloke's never recovered. Did us a favour tho or there'd be no Megadeth and Metallica would be shit.

 

[SirLugg]

Thought you were gonna call me a knobber again. That definitely made me chuckle!

If Megadeth is better than Metallica why they kick his ass out?!

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Because he was too good at widdly widdly guitar solos and he was making James look bad.

 

[Mitz]

Because he was too good at widdly widdly guitar solos and he was making James look bad.

You mean he kept wanting to sing but his high pitched whiney voice just kept piercing everyone's ears?

 

[SirLugg]

You mean he kept wanting to sing but his high pitched whiney voice just kept piercing everyone's ears?

Nah. He’s not the best singer. Writes a nice lyric though.

But I concede, you’re right. He was kicked out. It was just after the ‘right lads, we’re doing to start playing radio rock in 12 years time ok?’ Meeting. They didn’t like the fact he wanted to play heavy metal. [emoji1787]