Cereal vapes

[cloudcuckoo]

Do they all stink??
Not bought any premades but made up a homebrew and it tastes good but it fecking reeeeks.

House stinks of malt now and lets bw honest its not the nicest smell.

 

[peegore]

Strange you should mention this, but the girlfriend only just complained tonight about the funny smell I was creating.
Once I'd realised I'd not passed wind in at least 3 hours, I logically deduced it was my Captain Cinnamon cereal juice that was the issue...

 

[cloudcuckoo]

Strange you should mention this, but the girlfriend only just complained tonight about the funny smell I was creating.
Once I'd realised I'd not passed wind in at least 3 hours, I logically deduced it was my Captain Cinnamon cereal juice that was the issue...

You can go 3 hours without a trouser cough? - man of steel.

Switched to watermelon and the house smells sweet again, being as cereals are becoming the new custard i'm sure we'll find a mix thats suits the nose as much as the tongue.

 

[peegore]

You can go 3 hours without a trouser cough? - man of steel.

Switched to watermelon and the house smells sweet again, being as cereals are becoming the new custard i'm sure we'll find a mix thats suits the nose as much as the tongue.

Yup. Any longer though and sound barriers get broken. And nasal passages are irreparably damaged
Anyway, I do believe cereals ARE the new custard. Maybe the fruiter froot loop ones smell better?!? I'll add that to my list to experiment with.
Till then the only solution I can come up with to stop her indoors complaining about the smell is to send her up to bed and wait patiently for me to finish, preferably sporting a fetching babydoll nightie and cheeky smile on my arrival to the boudoir.
And no, the second half of that paragraph is never gonna happen... Unfortunately life isn't like a 'Carry On' film