Coronavirus UK Daily Statistics

[Badboybez]

A stream ?

As in (think it was monty python) "your majesty is like a stream of bats piss"

 

[Badboybez]

I’ve had eight Belgian beers and a bottle of Peroni and I still know cats are twats. I think that proves my argument. Fuck cats.

I've had 5 cans of scrumpey jack, but I ai'nt compromising myself by posting things that could get you into trouble with the RSPCA, or the Rozzers.

 

[zouzounaki]

I would know who to call

tam o shanter?

 

[knome]

Can you remember Teflon’s poster of that ?

I remember this thread...

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...ion-pif-merino-teflon-wees-on-a-kitten.52264/

 

[ZT]

I remember this thread...

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...ion-pif-merino-teflon-wees-on-a-kitten.52264/

oh man id long forgotten that!

haha

good picture of Pete tho

 

[ZT]

@knome @Mawsley

this was the one I was taking about

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...-side-of-the-moon/threads/types-of-cat.31622/

 

[Car147]

Now here's an interesting fact, that sort of puts things into perspective.
In 1918 the Spanish Flu epidemic infected an estimated 500 million people worldwide, and killed an estimated 20 to 50 million people.
As to 2 months notice, well they did have that in WW2 you know, little things like Germany re-arming itself, invading Poland, etc, etc......................

If you look into the Spanish Flu, the death rate was 3 times worse after due to the celebrations when they lifted any distancing... History about to repeat itself???

And Covid 19 is not a flu, It's a severe respiratory pnuemonia.

 

[Mawsley]

@knome @Mawsley

this was the one I was taking about

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...-side-of-the-moon/threads/types-of-cat.31622/

Wow, who knew that combining a game of My Little Pony Monopoly with the family and foreign beers could have reduced me to such a spectacle. Apologies to all offended cat lovers.

That's pretty much a sorry-not sorry apology because fuck cats.

 

[Badboybez]

Why should they consult Westminster, they pay sod all attention the rest of the time, and Sturgeon as you put it is 1000 times the leader of your corrupt Tory party... She will not take Scotland out of lockdown until safe to do so, unlike your muppet, who is quite happy for thousands to die.

Oh and by the way, i am English born , but have lived in Scotland since the 70's and i look at England now and just think what's happend to them.

Ps still waiting for our democratic right to Indy ref

Now, I simply pointed out that the Scottish, Welsh, and NI governments should be working in unison, and supporting the UK government during a nationwide emergency, rather than making unilateral, conflicting statements, particularly in advance of the UK governments daily update broadcast to the whole nation including all the devolved areas.

I did not single out Scotland alone as I did not want it to descend into a Scottish independence session. In fact, I was quite diplomatic referring to Nicola Sturgeon, rather than simply Sturgeon, as you did.
As to my love of "your corrupt tory party" you could not be father from the truth, I was born in Nottinghamshire, most of my ancestors were either coal miners, or train drivers / stokers, a predominately labour supporting area of the country, the first time I ever voted tory was for Boris in the brexit debacle, which I think he handled very well following the clusterfuck everyone else had turned it into. So far I think he is handling the current virus situation as well as, if not better than many of the other politicians.

I would suggest that if Nicola Sturgeon is that concerned over the health of Scotland, and considers the UK governments she should have ordered Scotland into a deeper lockdown, such as Italy, and Spain did, but that would not have kept her electorate very happy, would it.

Now as I say I did not originally single out Scotland, the Welsh leader only this week said that he would be starting to ease the lockdown in Wales by easing the rules on people leaving their homes, so being free to go out as much as they like as long as they did not visit beaches, or go up into the mountains. A reporter pointed out that if they did that, and the UK government kept their rule as it was for an extended period they could well be faced with hundreds, if not thousands of people from England crossing into Wales on day trips, so would they put border checkpoints, and patrols in place ?????
Now the same would be liable to happen on the Scottish border if the UK eases movement, but the Scottish government defy's this, and keeps things the same, hundreds, if not thousands of Scott's trooping over the border at weekends for day trips.
It could in theory also force a humiliating climb down for the devolved governments, as the UK government could officially declare a state of emergency, invoke martial law, and suspend the devolved parliaments.

An example of why the devolved governments should be standing with the UK government, not going down different routes in a national crisis.

PS you are not waiting for a democratic independence referendum, you had one a while ago, and the majority of the Scottish electorate voted to remain a part of the UK

 

[Rickster]

Now, I simply pointed out that the Scottish, Welsh, and NI governments should be working in unison, and supporting the UK government during a nationwide emergency, rather than making unilateral, conflicting statements, particularly in advance of the UK governments daily update broadcast to the whole nation including all the devolved areas.

I did not single out Scotland alone as I did not want it to descend into a Scottish independence session. In fact, I was quite diplomatic referring to Nicola Sturgeon, rather than simply Sturgeon, as you did.
As to my love of "your corrupt tory party" you could not be father from the truth, I was born in Nottinghamshire, most of my ancestors were either coal miners, or train drivers / stokers, a predominately labour supporting area of the country, the first time I ever voted tory was for Boris in the brexit debacle, which I think he handled very well following the clusterfuck everyone else had turned it into. So far I think he is handling the current virus situation as well as, if not better than many of the other politicians.

I would suggest that if Nicola Sturgeon is that concerned over the health of Scotland, and considers the UK governments she should have ordered Scotland into a deeper lockdown, such as Italy, and Spain did, but that would not have kept her electorate very happy, would it.

Now as I say I did not originally single out Scotland, the Welsh leader only this week said that he would be starting to ease the lockdown in Wales by easing the rules on people leaving their homes, so being free to go out as much as they like as long as they did not visit beaches, or go up into the mountains. A reporter pointed out that if they did that, and the UK government kept their rule as it was for an extended period they could well be faced with hundreds, if not thousands of people from England crossing into Wales on day trips, so would they put border checkpoints, and patrols in place ?????
Now the same would be liable to happen on the Scottish border if the UK eases movement, but the Scottish government defy's this, and keeps things the same, hundreds, if not thousands of Scott's trooping over the border at weekends for day trips.
It could in theory also force a humiliating climb down for the devolved governments, as the UK government could officially declare a state of emergency, invoke martial law, and suspend the devolved parliaments.

An example of why the devolved governments should be standing with the UK government, not going down different routes in a national crisis.

PS you are not waiting for a democratic independence referendum, you had one a while ago, and the majority of the Scottish electorate voted to remain a part of the UK

I would suggest that Boris gets out of his shagging pit a bit earlier in the day and get on the telly, before the others.
By standing by the UK government....do you mean the English government...... I have already explained to you that each devolved nation has responsibility for health and education...are you thick? hard of hearing?