Funnily enough, I had a conversation like Noel's once, as a guy was playing Oasis out loud on a bus, so I asked him if he could put some headphones on and listen to The Beatles, and he shrugged and said those immortal words (??), 'You know how it is, mate', and I said no, punched him, smashed his iphone, took his address details, hunted down his family, and destroyed them one by one, sold his hamster into slavery, and defiled his stamp collection.
Unlike Noel's whinge, my rampage was justified.