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Fuck sake Matt. I thought you were a Yorkshire man? Dafuq you doing drinking that piss? [emoji58]
Sometimes the road you take don't matter as long as you arrive at the destination in the appropriate amount of time [emoji6]
 
Using that mantra just buy some £7 Lidl vodka. Get wankered for less innit [emoji3]
Nowhere near lidl when I decided to get hammered was walking around asda for what felt like a lifetime 3 kids swinging off my legs and the other 3 making a toilet paper fort not on the shelf but in the middle of the isle shooting passers by that smiled at them with a nerf gun while the better half had to smell 15 different fabric softener bottles before buying the fucking same one we always get [emoji3] so walked past the beer isle and thought a chav drink was pretty fitting [emoji1]
 
Nowhere near lidl when I decided to get hammered was walking around asda for what felt like a lifetime 3 kids swinging off my legs and the other 3 making a toilet paper fort not on the shelf but in the middle of the isle shooting passers by that smiled at them with a nerf gun while the better half had to smell 15 different fabric softener bottles before buying the fucking same one we always get [emoji3] so walked past the beer isle and thought a chav drink was pretty fitting [emoji1]

Enough to drive any man to drink ... anything :24:
 
Nowhere near lidl when I decided to get hammered was walking around asda for what felt like a lifetime 3 kids swinging off my legs and the other 3 making a toilet paper fort not on the shelf but in the middle of the isle shooting passers by that smiled at them with a nerf gun while the better half had to smell 15 different fabric softener bottles before buying the fucking same one we always get [emoji3] so walked past the beer isle and thought a chav drink was pretty fitting [emoji1]
Christ, I'd forgotten you'd got 6 kids.

Crack on mate. You drink whatever you need to [emoji23]
 
Got a TV but it's a internet one and you can watch all manner of naughty adult stuff on them these days [emoji6] [emoji23]
Sounds like a plan.

Just stop practicing what you're watching quite so much and save your Stella money. [emoji23]
 
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