Ohm ?

[cliveh2]

Both of mine were born in hospitals ... first took 20 hours, second one was on his way before I'd paid for parking.
What's a taurus? Are your kids scheduled by astrological signs?


Mine was keyhole ... didn't hurt a bit, just a few tugs by a female consultant with warm, latex gloved hands ... hmmm.

It's cheap aldi cider [emoji23]

 

[cliveh2]

No, not doing it
Had a blood test a few years ago, and my daughter who was with me still takes the piss coz I fainted

 

[scrumpox]

Mine didn't hurt in there it was about 4 hours later when all of a sudden I felt like I'd been hit in the balls by a baseball bat and lasted for.2 days [emoji23]

Ah, well the consultant told me no sex or masturbation for a couple of weeks. So I told the wife to put the baseball bat back in the warddrobe.