Ohm ?

[mattyk2010]

Sounds like a plan.

Just stop practicing what you're watching quite so much and save your Stella money. [emoji23]

Don't worry mate I already took a trip to vets so no more little ones [emoji6] now I just got to work out how to manage the too many I have and I'll be able to knock the drinking down a bit [emoji1]

 

[nwhornet]

Don't worry mate I already took a trip to vets so no more little ones [emoji6] now I just got to work out how to manage the too many I have and I'll be able to knock the drinking down a bit [emoji1]

Send 'em down pit or sell them to the chimney sweeps. Then they can buy their own school uniforms

 

[mattyk2010]

Send 'em down pit or sell them to the chimney sweeps. Then they can buy their own school uniforms

I fucking wish if it's not internet based you can't get them out of bed even pocket monies is paid in some internet tokens [emoji3]

 

[cliveh2]

Nowhere near lidl when I decided to get hammered was walking around asda for what felt like a lifetime 3 kids swinging off my legs and the other 3 making a toilet paper fort not on the shelf but in the middle of the isle shooting passers by that smiled at them with a nerf gun while the better half had to smell 15 different fabric softener bottles before buying the fucking same one we always get [emoji3] so walked past the beer isle and thought a chav drink was pretty fitting [emoji1]

Could be worse mate, I am stuck with the aldi rip off of strong bow dark fruit cider [emoji45]

 

[mattyk2010]

Could be worse mate, I am stuck with the aldi rip off of strong bow dark fruit cider [emoji45]

Don't matter which path you take as long as you get to your location in a happy fashion [emoji6]

 

[scrumpox]

I had the snip after two ... thinking about saving the planet, especially the rainforest. Apparently the rainforest is still fucked ... so it's time for another G&T.

 

[cliveh2]

I had the snip after two ... thinking about saving the planet, especially the rainforest. Apparently the rainforest is still fucked ... so it's time for another G&T.

I sometimes think I should have done that after 2 but I am scared of hospitals (as in phobia)
Oh well time for another taurus

 

[mattyk2010]

I sometimes think I should have done that after 2 but I am scared of hospitals (as in phobia)
Oh well time for another taurus

Didn't go hospital it was some medical centre and fuck me did it hurt [emoji1]

 

[scrumpox]

I sometimes think I should have done that after 2 but I am scared of hospitals (as in phobia)
Oh well time for another taurus

Both of mine were born in hospitals ... first took 20 hours, second one was on his way before I'd paid for parking.
What's a taurus? Are your kids scheduled by astrological signs?

Didn't go hospital it was some medical centre and fuck me did it hurt [emoji1]

Mine was keyhole ... didn't hurt a bit, just a few tugs by a female consultant with warm, latex gloved hands ... hmmm.

 

[mattyk2010]

Both of mine were born in hospitals ... first took 20 hours, second one was on his way before I'd paid for parking.
What's a taurus? Are your kids scheduled by astrological signs?


Mine was keyhole ... didn't hurt a bit, just a few tugs by a female consultant with warm, latex gloved hands ... hmmm.

Mine didn't hurt in there it was about 4 hours later when all of a sudden I felt like I'd been hit in the balls by a baseball bat and lasted for.2 days [emoji23]