How To Removing sticker residue of old bottles.

[Joe 90]

Autoglym tar and glue remover but only on GLASS bottles will melt plastic

 

[JBG]

A quick spray of WD40 on a cloth will get rid of the sticker and all the residue on seconds, then a quick rub with some fairy only and then rinse. Come up really really clean and you'll be amazed how quick all the gunk comes off.

 

[joe clay]

White spirit

 

[JBG]

Or white spirit will work too, I wouldn't use it on plastic bottles though as that shit is strong... That said it does come in plastic bottles lol... Hmmmmm

 

[RuiP]

Really Hot water usually works for me

 

[Mr Numpty]

I use easy peel labels.

 

[Vaped Crusader]

I have a recipe that will remove most stains and stuff like that which I don't mind sharing.

Four parts camel jizz
One part white wine vinegar
Two parts yak shit
1 gram of toejam
2 grams bellybutton fluff
2 pubes from your wifes patch

Combine the ingredients in a blnder and give them a whizz, take the mixture and heat through until just before boiling point. Seive the mix through the gussett of a tramps knickers and beat softly so as not to knock all the air out of the mix until you get stiff peaks, allow to cool and put into a jar.

You can dab a tissue into this and it'll remove anything. You can also use this to enhance the length of your old chap by applying just before going to bed at night. I cannot guarantee the results though, its only what i've heard. (cough)

 

[chubbaduckie]

I have a recipe that will remove most stains and stuff like that which I don't mind sharing.

Four parts camel jizz
One part white wine vinegar
Two parts yak shit
1 gram of toejam
2 grams bellybutton fluff
2 pubes from your wifes patch

Combine the ingredients in a blnder and give them a whizz, take the mixture and heat through until just before boiling point. Seive the mix through the gussett of a tramps knickers and beat softly so as not to knock all the air out of the mix until you get stiff peaks, allow to cool and put into a jar.

You can dab a tissue into this and it'll remove anything. You can also use this to enhance the length of your old chap by applying just before going to bed at night. I cannot guarantee the results though, its only what i've heard. (cough)

Probably THE most funniest post ive seen on here so far. Lolololol

 

[fyslexic ducker]

Four parts camel jizz
One part white wine vinegar
Two parts yak shit
1 gram of toejam
2 grams bellybutton fluff
2 pubes from your wifes patch

tried your recipe but only got 2 parts of camel jizz before the camel buggered off,it musta had the "hump"
will this recipe still work?

 

[casey jones]

Next to the riding crop and blindfold?

he is a naughty boy [ why would he clean the bottles in the bedroom ]