The creak of fine endangered leather.....
a slight vibration can be heard and the swish of windscreen wipers
“Hello Mr O-Turdbuckets PA how can I help you”
“hi is Dermot about”
“I will just see for you”
the solid glass window (bullet, bomb, nuclear proof slides down)
“gentleman on the phone for you stu's number it looks like" the PA looks at Dermot he’s snoozing in the back seat, well back is not correct, more like 10ft back...,
Dermot looks at the PA
“really well fancy put him on hands-free”
the window glides to a close
“Stu me old ball bag how ya doing buddy”
“Hi Dermot are you driving”
“naaa limo my man limo, I'm driving across America you know how it is, land of the free and all that”
“oh right, yes.....Dermot you doing anything important”
“weellllll you know a couple of awards shake hands with the big knobs, open a stadium nothing too flash have you a show on”
“I have, fancy a hosting spot”
“ I saw, I saw” Dermot looks out the window at the smaller cars as they overtake them.
“I notice there were lots of ‘not an entry’what's all that about?”
“hmmm not sure their nice people here”
“look buddy, you got to work um the only time I'm nice is when I don't sleep with my PA”
“right thanks Dermot, so you're up for it in a week or so”
“yeah sure, remember Stu treat your fans like you treat your PA”
“hows that Dermot”
“don't mess about stu take her to heaven and back 5 times a night”
"Thanks, Dermot I will try and remember that"
"talk soon buddy text you when I land....."
'click'
we have dermot #thisisnotanentry