Weird parcels part 2

[rew]

Don`t listen to them @rew they are very very bad - Tony and his carpet cleaning, Disco and his arse bleaching - not for us gentlemen

Exactly

 

[Banjostring]

Bleaching the chocolate starfish sounds so wrong [emoji33]

A lot of porn stars have it done to improve arsehole aesthetics.

So I'm told [emoji16]

 

[iqon]

What the fuck as our lass been ordering, answer nothing. Amazon just dropped off - magnetic eye lashes ? a cable that no use nor ornament, blackhead removal and hair growth serum.........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. All from from China

 

[iqon]

Why not something fucking usefull

 

[tony68]

@tony68
Just don't try this and cleaning the carpet at the same time.
I'm staying put in the wardrobe

Wow
I missed all this

 

[oORobOo]

This happens to me too although mine are being sent to my old house (I moved to Devon in the summer). So far they have received a Dog Attack Repellant device, A dog training collar, a blackhead removal kit (bit annoying that one as I ended up buying one to remove TPD bungs in tanks) and some foot cream.

Told the guys that moved into my house to keep everything that arrives, I'm counting the days until a sex doll, buttplug or something else really weird turns up there with my name in it.

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

Wow
I missed all this

So did I Tony! Just read it now, had me in stitches! @Jon The Vape so........did you watch it? Fucked up right? What possesses people. Who gives a flying fuck what you actual ringer looks like? i don't get it at all. Well i dont get anal in general but that's a whole other convo, each to their own lol

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

What the fuck as our lass been ordering, answer nothing. Amazon just dropped off - magnetic eye lashes ? a cable that no use nor ornament, blackhead removal and hair growth serum.........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. All from from China

Hahaha she wants to look pretty for u love!

 

[BigCloud]

its for real

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

@BigCloud dont pretend, we all know u use it weekly!

Who doesn't love a nice clean bleached starfish!

LOL