Animal fatalities

[KulrMeStoopid]

Btw, just for future notice:
It's KMS, not PMS

*Runs and hides*

haha you cheeky fucker you coming to Bolton?? You better be

 

[Raguri]

X'D
I'm dreading it already, but since It's been quoted, I can't edit it!
NOOOO
YOU HAVE DOOMED ME!
Out with the cardboard sword...

Wait, I was saying it WASN'T PMS! I'm a good guy!

 

[Raguri]

haha you cheeky fucker you coming to Bolton?? You better be

That's the other end of the country! Wish I could, but funds can't stretch that far!

 

[KulrMeStoopid]

Don't worry KMS, if he carries on like this, he will be disciplined....

Can I watch?

Me too @Pepper, your place or mine? Shall we invite @Gonloopy and @KulrMeStoopid round too?

@Liath ive only sausage in the freezer and my eggs probably are fully grown chickens by now

@Raguri funny, but careful as kms had already found the ban button tonight

Andy did the honors of the first ban! I have just banned 5 other accounts for this Dwayne Dibbley dickhead. The vendor has also been emailed and I'm not feeling very friendly or forgiving tonight.

Feck, how did you get out?

I think Andy let him ou!

 

[Liath]

Can I watch?

Well, as it's you, and as you asked so nicely..... see you in Bolton..... AndyC1971, come here loverboy, you've been a bad boy and KMS and I want to 'talk' to you....

 

[silentoz]

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Red...tory-20642974-detail/story.html#axzz2tamHmqn5

 

[Phantom Diablo]

ok i know i know im the boring old bastard here with the facts and figures.. anyway. here goes. dog weas 7 week old staffie. average weight for said puppy is 5kg or 11lbs.
lethal does for dogs of nictotine is 4mg per pound of bodyweight. meaning the dog would have had to ingest 44mg of nic.
add to that the relatively poor abosrption of nic to the stomach plus the dog would most likely if swallowed that amount vomited it would have had to have been left several hours untreated to reach such a state to cause fatality.
now according to the article the dog bit through the bottle and had "some juice on its teeth ( a small amount). so not sure how that equates to a lethal dose.
as for the newspaper its part of the the THIS IS chain that covers around 40 local newspapers across the UK

ok boring facts over.. now who has my bacon sarnie?

 

[Mark]

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Red...tory-20642974-detail/story.html#axzz2tamHmqn5

Four million UK ecig users? Best part of the story, if true.

 

[Liath]

ok boring facts over.. now who has my bacon sarnie?

I think we've ascertained that no one actually has any bacon, but Pepper has sausages, and I have some lovely double-yolker fresh eggs....

 

[Gonloopy]

ok boring facts over.. now who has my bacon sarnie?

aims box of tampax at head