Animal fatalities

[Mawsley]

Sorry - just realised I was pulling the thread back on topic.

Shut up women and get in the kitchen, men: wank on a biscuit. Now.

 

[Chegs]

Erm - am I the only one who has noticed that the link for the article say, and I quote here, "Redruth-dog-dies-eating-e-cigarette-lighter-fuel"?

Nope,you aren't the only one.I saw that too,but as the thread went from on-topic to humorous,juvenile,sincere,feminist,chauvinist,and fuck knows where else (without re-reading the entire thread) I sort of forgot to mention it.

 

[KulrMeStoopid]

15 pages of absolute nonsense

This is what POTV is famous for Other forums let threads degrade into major bitch fests Ours?

 

[Doofry]

Maybe we are all overdosing on crack nicotine?
Also, women should know their placASDFN ASKKKKKV,.D V\SCV,.HJF\Asd<>DB AWQHKLvbWQD!!!

 

[GrumpyOldWoman]

You lot are crazy
Now did it ever get decided as to who was making the bacon butties?

Bearing in mind that most of the best chefs are MEN!

Ok,I'll get me coat and evod shall I?

 

[KulrMeStoopid]

I have US smoked Maple BACON!!! OH YEAH!

 

[Carlos]

I wish I could reply to this http://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/forums/showthread.php/29765-bollocks

it has signs on the bottle and warnings on them, sorry to here about your dog, but I have heard a couple now even a well know member lost his dog on the pit 10ml bottle and died, I doubt much it only got on her tooth more had most of it, really sorry to here about your loss though,

 

[Liath]

Now 'gentlemen', I have no problem with cooking for you, ironing your shirts, cleaning up after you've wanked on a biscuit... whatever, but what I'd really like to know is when any of you are going to man up and do the man things?

FFS, I have fences down, roof tiles loose, shelves needing to go up, and a barbeque to be cooked (weather permitting)... and where are the 'Men'....? Down the pub, wanking over biscuits.... before heading home for a good fart....

 

[MrTeaTime]

Now 'gentlemen', I have no problem with cooking for you, ironing your shirts, cleaning up after you've wanked on a biscuit... whatever, but what I'd really like to know is when any of you are going to man up and do the man things?

FFS, I have fences down, roof tiles loose, shelves needing to go up, and a barbeque to be cooked (weather permitting)... and where are the 'Men'....? Down the pub, wanking over biscuits.... before heading home for a good fart....

You only need ask.....

However, there are conditions.....

When "assuming the position" its rude to spit

And secondly, no, its NOT the wrong hole.....ever

Sent From My Galaxy S4

 

[Tubbyengineer]

You know, this is why I love this place, the way threads manage to effortlessly stay on topic and treat such subjects with the sincerity they deserve

I'd say this thread is absolutely on topic! It started with a story about some bloke being stupid and letting his dog chew an E-liquid bottle and has carried on with folks being stupid for 15 pages...