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[bellyman]

A cage might be better, Daves tend to bite [emoji1]

I always keep a Dave on standby.
You never know when a ditch needs digging, or something demolished.
Just unleash one, whisper 'Australian' and they're like Tazmanian devils.
Very handy indeed, just never add alcohol!

 

[Shetland Sam]

Looking back at that thread I think @Shetland Sam and I might have inadvertently antagonised dave01... But yet, for some reason, he took it all out on poor @Tazz ...!

What thread was that.

 

[raggy]

I always keep a Dave on standby.
You never know when a ditch needs digging, or something demolished.
Just unleash one, whisper 'Australian' and they're like Tazmanian devils.
Very handy indeed, just never add alcohol!

But drunken Daves are the shit! If ever a party needs livening up, just get your trusty Dave out, add liberal amounts of rum and watch the party kick up a notch or 12!

 

[zouzounaki]

What thread was that.

This one, that @raggy posted above. Reading back over it, it’s hilarious. dave01.

Cloud chasing, reiki and vw camper vans. But he obviously didn’t see the funny side

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/forums/index.php?threads/151216/

 

[bellyman]

But drunken Daves are the shit! If ever a party needs livening up, just get your trusty Dave out, add liberal amounts of rum and watch the party kick up a notch or 12!

Fuck that!
Drunken Dave headbutts the plastboard, calls your wife a cunt, then stage dives off the dining room table onto the aquarium.
Been there, done that.

 

[zouzounaki]

What confused me about dave was he said this “WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL( vaping)“ then said “I don’t smoke, don’t vape either” but that instead he chucked massive clouds about. Strange, I wish he’d stayed about. We could have set him on masrock

 

[Deleted member 54254]

My piss just came off the boil, I can freely glance at some sections without feeling its all about the #teamfreeshit now \o/

 

[Dadaran]

что за хрень!

 

[AJT]

I’m lost...probably a good thing.

 

[raggy]

Fuck that!
Drunken Dave headbutts the plastboard, calls your wife a cunt, then stage dives off the dining room table onto the aquarium.
Been there, done that.

Maybe I have a defective Dave, he just gets rowdy and pisses in the pitchers of beer and coughs over all the nibbles