How stupid is this ?

[knome]

Still on .gov.uk:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/pm-letter-to-nation-on-coronavirus

So Boris is going to end up with Coronavirus and two types of cramp.

 

[Crewella]

So Boris is going to end up with Coronavirus and two types of cramp.

Pray God it cramps his style ..............

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

My fake news was fake news sorry

 

[RAPTOREX]

Looking on the bright side, random offers from strangers to fix my recently broken ridge tile have dried up.

I've had the same crew, that do that, around here. At my door offering to do shopping for older residents. Oddly they've had no takers.

 

[Leni]

There's not 67 million housholds, that would be one house per person given UK population is around 67 million

Yeah, fair point. It’s still millions of pointless letters going out though.

 

[LordOdin]

Like I said I didn't answer the door, I probably thought they were Mormons or church people so ignored them, in all honesty sometimes I just can't be arsed with people coming to my door especially if I am doing something, people can be so inconsiderate sometimes lol.

 

[andipandi]

Was anybody else thinking, jehovah’s witnesses?

The Jehovah's Witnesses might be a bit bummed, they were previously always out in force, cant exactly follow the script these days can they? I don't really mind them, but they do knock at inopportune moments and times - usually dinner time or when you've got the cornflakes in the bowl, and the milk added.

 

[LordOdin]

Hahaha that is so true, always at meal times or on the bog lol.

 

[Leni]

The Jehovah's Witnesses might be a bit bummed, they were previously always out in force, cant exactly follow the script these days can they? I don't really mind them, but they do knock at inopportune moments and times - usually dinner time or when you've got the cornflakes in the bowl, and the milk added.

Nowt worse than soggy cornflakes

 

[zouzounaki]

The Jehovah's Witnesses might be a bit bummed, they were previously always out in force, cant exactly follow the script these days can they? I don't really mind them, but they do knock at inopportune moments and times - usually dinner time or when you've got the cornflakes in the bowl, and the milk added.

Round here they seem to have toned down the door knocking but they’ve definitely ramped up their street presence, those stall things are everywhere. With the wee papers on the rack and three or four of them in their m&s outfits standing silently staring every cunt out that walks by them. A strange bunch.

I don’t know much about them and was surprised when @oldhippydude pointed out that they think the rest of us are living under the influence of satan.