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How stupid is this ?

I had some of my best debates on the door of a flat in Muirhouse back in the 80s. They were not scared to step into the lions den.

Probably the same old ladies in the early 90s on Scotland Street. Always seemed to catch me hung-over. Tried to be polite but after a while you run out of euphemisms for 'In the nicest way possible please fuck off and never come back.'
 
I believe they are the only people going to heaven. They have to try to save our souls, not necessarily try too hard, but they have to give us a chance, and joining them is the only way to do it

Those stares they give you is your chance to avoid eternal damnation. If you do not fancy hell, go and have a chat.

I must be driving you to all the wrong sites now, with all my conspiracy theories lol
 
The witnesses aren't really an issue around here.

They (used to) come around fairly often, m.o. seemed to be knock once, count to 10 and leave.

If you answered, they're not pushy about it and all the ones I've spoken to have been more than willing to have a proper discussion.

Infinitely preferable to trying to talk to a catholic, or a vegan...

The witnesses are def not a problem where I live, not had one knock from them in 10 years. I live in an area that has a big Jewish population so I think they just leave the whole area alone. I know a few vegans and they are troublesome to engage with, one tried to engage me in a large debate on the subject so everything they said I just said "cheese, I love cheese"
 
The witnesses are def not a problem where I live, not had one knock from them in 10 years. I live in an area that has a big Jewish population so I think they just leave the whole area alone. I know a few vegans and they are troublesome to engage with, one tried to engage me in a large debate on the subject so everything they said I just said "cheese, I love cheese"

There are ways round your cheese problem
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The witnesses are def not a problem where I live, not had one knock from them in 10 years. I live in an area that has a big Jewish population so I think they just leave the whole area alone. I know a few vegans and they are troublesome to engage with, one tried to engage me in a large debate on the subject so everything they said I just said "cheese, I love cheese"

If you say 'cheeses' that probably covers vegans and elderly Jehovah's with dodgy hearing.
 
Best bet now days is to stay dressed up in hunting gear and answer the door dressed ready to hunt cleaning your fingernails with a huntin knife...
Chawin on (gum) make it look like tabaccy lol

In a big ole voice!!

Yeahhhhh! Whatcha want?????
Well ain't you a tasty little bit??


Bet they don't come back
 
Best bet now days is to stay dressed up in hunting gear and answer the door dressed ready to hunt cleaning your fingernails with a huntin knife...
Chawin on (gum) make it look like tabaccy lol

In a big ole voice!!

Yeahhhhh! Whatcha want?????
Well ain't you a tasty little bit??


Bet they don't come back
Dont think I'll be knocking on your door just yet lol
 
Best bet now days is to stay dressed up in hunting gear and answer the door dressed ready to hunt cleaning your fingernails with a huntin knife...
Chawin on (gum) make it look like tabaccy lol

In a big ole voice!!

Yeahhhhh! Whatcha want?????
Well ain't you a tasty little bit??


Bet they don't come back

Wondered what happened to you Kitty. How are you doing?
 
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