ZenAnarchi
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As I am well renowned for my magnanimity here in the North, I wasn’t particularly surprised to receive call from Santa’s executive assistant (read secretary) asking me if I could help him compile his wishlist for the vapers on potv…
I assured them that I would get right on it! Well, it’s only a month until Christmas, and you better have decided what you want Old St. Nick is having a bit of a cost of living crisis as well (the price of eggnog and reindeer feed has skyrocketed), so he told me no gifts over £100. You may only choose one product, hardware or juice, but you may wish for multiples as long as it doesn’t exceed the price limit
And for all you Scrooges out there who feel the need to be negative, Santa has also requested I grass on all of you so he knows how much coal to bring
@Santa has been a vaper for 8 years and encourages anyone still smoking to switch to a healthier alternative
I assured them that I would get right on it! Well, it’s only a month until Christmas, and you better have decided what you want Old St. Nick is having a bit of a cost of living crisis as well (the price of eggnog and reindeer feed has skyrocketed), so he told me no gifts over £100. You may only choose one product, hardware or juice, but you may wish for multiples as long as it doesn’t exceed the price limit
And for all you Scrooges out there who feel the need to be negative, Santa has also requested I grass on all of you so he knows how much coal to bring
@Santa has been a vaper for 8 years and encourages anyone still smoking to switch to a healthier alternative