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My lad is the only one is his group of friends who doesn't consume energy drinks like water. These are clearly gateway drinks to coffee which, as everyone knows, comes into its own taken with biscuits. Biscuits are unhealthy on their own - but are the staple diet of heroin addicts. So there we have it - Red Bull is clearly a gateway to hard drugs.

That doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is grass, by our gateway.

Left unattended this gateway grass will become overgrown and a fertile area for tree growth. Children can climb these trees. Children can climb trees, fall out and get impaled on our gateway.

Where are the laws against overgrown grass?

It makes me seethe.
 
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