vapesmarter
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the slow hum of engines.....
the breaking of waves.....
in the distance, heels click on the planked expensive wood a woman walks with a phone her bronze skin glistens with expensive suntan lotion.
"phone call for you sir"
she passes the phone to Dermot he sits up from the teak lounger and looks across the deep blue sea
"Dermot here"
"Hi Dermot how are you"
"Stu me old scrotum burger how ya doing buddy"
"I'm good Dermot"
"How was your birthday on Monday stu"
"I'm not talking about it"
"oh er .....shit then"
"yes ......shit .......you busy"
"well you know I'm kinda sailing you know cruising"
"isn't that dangerous with the COVID situation"
"naaa it's my boat but we test um if there positive we throw them overboard. I have 3 Swedish blokes sorting it, you can beat 3 Swedish blokes you know, anyway want me to do a show soon to cheer you up, me old shipmate"
"would be nice"
"sure no worries talk soon stu"
we have Dermot......
the breaking of waves.....
in the distance, heels click on the planked expensive wood a woman walks with a phone her bronze skin glistens with expensive suntan lotion.
"phone call for you sir"
she passes the phone to Dermot he sits up from the teak lounger and looks across the deep blue sea
"Dermot here"
"Hi Dermot how are you"
"Stu me old scrotum burger how ya doing buddy"
"I'm good Dermot"
"How was your birthday on Monday stu"
"I'm not talking about it"
"oh er .....shit then"
"yes ......shit .......you busy"
"well you know I'm kinda sailing you know cruising"
"isn't that dangerous with the COVID situation"
"naaa it's my boat but we test um if there positive we throw them overboard. I have 3 Swedish blokes sorting it, you can beat 3 Swedish blokes you know, anyway want me to do a show soon to cheer you up, me old shipmate"
"would be nice"
"sure no worries talk soon stu"
we have Dermot......
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