Jd_
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The person who invented stretch jeans for men should be given a nobel prizeI had to buy a few pairs of larger sized jeans last year as my old ones were impossible to fasten, but I kept the old ones because this being a fat bastard is only a temporary thing (or course I'll lose the weight - it will miracle itself away)..
The couple of pairs of jeans I bought last year are now worn out so I drove out to Matalan to buy another couple of pairs of cheap shit jeans (because me being a fatty is temporary). Went in, picked up two pairs of the same pattern, same sized jeans as I bought last year - went to the changing room and ... couldn't fasten the bastards.
It took a while to realise that the last ones I bought were stretch, which was some consolation - and some same size stretch ones did fit. But I've just realised that not only do I now need a wider size, but I have to get stretchy stuff to cram the blubber in, so I'm fatter than I thought. Bollocks..