If I was a junkie!!.....

[Merino-Teflon]

How come I didn't check this out until now!? Dammit!
I would say, if I weren't a mod, that the original comment I could give a shit about, but the patronising shite spewing forth from the gob of the dude since then makes me believe that he molests goats, all whilst I'm being a junkie, a junkie to his mother's vagina, which I in turn inject with my sweet white candy. But that would be immature! Factually accurate, but immature! And I am a mod, so I will never say any such thing!
I lolled! No, really, I just did, I think I'm either having a stroke, or its subsidence! Gah!

 

[Citrus]

robteifi Perhaps he's musing on whether or not he used to be a junkie and just can't quite remember?

 

[Merino-Teflon]

Anyway, this thread is about syringes costing money, just over a quid each, from a shop. Poor Timmy will have to go without turkey this christmas. The end. We have all learnt so much, and by we, I mean not me.

 

[robteifi]

That would indeed be the inference that you could draw.

 

[Mawsley]

I do feel this thread can only serve to bring us closer together as a community and let us frot against each other's legs. Obviously in a virtual way. I'm not allowed to do it for real any longer. Damn you, Thatcher!

 

[ElsaBubs]

I do feel this thread can only serve to bring us closer together as a community and let us frot against each other's legs. Obviously in a virtual way. I'm not allowed to do it for real any longer. Damn you, Thatcher!

would you like a go on my 18650?

...who am i kidding, its more like a 14500

 

[JennyJ]

Edit: Delete some PMs, lady!

Done

 

[AndyC1971]

would you like a go on my 18650?

...who am i kidding, its more like a 14500

Well that beats my AAA

 

[Mawsley]

 

[man_d]

I've had syringes free from chemists several times. Although when asked why I needed them I lied and said I needed to accurately measure liquid medicine for a sick kitten. The whole mixing juice thing would've taken too long to explain.

So the moral of this story is, OP, next time you go into a chemist and ask for syringes, try the sick kitten story because it's worked for me three times. The chemists aren't being tight - you're just doing it wrong.