If I was a junkie!!.....

[Merino-Teflon]

Well that beats my AAA

Hey, you're lucky *weeps into My Little Pony pillow*

 

[Merino-Teflon]

*injects bumhole with Ariel automatic*

 

[Citrus]

This thread has everything! Drugs! Frottage! The crushing forces of the free market oppressing the little man on the street! Strong men being brought to tears by the realisation of their own limitations!

Guys, we should crowdfund this - it's Oscar material for sure!

 

[Merino-Teflon]

*dances to Cyndi Lauper*

 

[AndyC1971]

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Hey, you're lucky *weeps into My Little Pony pillow*

You sure that tears on your pillow, those little ponies do look mighty fine

*injects bumhole with Ariel automatic*

Dirty Junkie

Is this a new class A suppository drug??

 

[Mawsley]

...you're just doing it wrong.

I wonder if you're the first woman to tell him this?

 

[Merino-Teflon]

You sure that tears on your pillow, those little ponies do look mighty fine



Dirty Junkie

Is this a new class A suppository drug??

Who knows, but I tell you something, my shit don't stink.

 

[Merino-Teflon]

What the hell am I saying?

 

[Merino-Teflon]

Worst mixology thread EVER!

 

[Raguri]

What the hell am I saying?

What you feel... Deep inside you
And, I want the pillow when you're done with it...