No bullshit, massive Dripworx blowout

[cliveh2]

I will look foward to a box with half chewed mankey sweets in then [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[itscostingme]

At least it's not just me

 

[Lee]

At least it's not just me

Your parcel also has a special sticker on, i would send the misses to sign for it if I was you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji51][emoji106]

 

[itscostingme]

Your parcel also has a special sticker on, i would send the misses to sign for it if I was you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji51][emoji106]

If it comes on Tuesday it will be the mother inlaw signing for it

 

[Lee]

If it comes on Tuesday it will be the mother inlaw signing for it

I'm only kidding you had a lucky escape lol, I do have a selection of stickers on my desk though. Including, but not limited to "caution, contains glass anal beads. Handle with care"

Maybe it's time we selected a few parcels at random again [emoji23][emoji23]

Used to do this weekly until I got a shitty email from one lady that didn't appreciate the bants [emoji43][emoji33]

 

[itscostingme]

I'm only kidding you had a lucky escape lol, I do have a selection of stickers on my desk though. Including, but not limited to "caution, contains glass anal beads. Handle with care"

Maybe it's time we selected a few parcels at random again [emoji23][emoji23]

Used to do this weekly until I got a shitty email from one lady that didn't appreciate the bants [emoji43][emoji33]

Fucking lol. Do it,do it, do it,do it

 

[Lee]

Fucking lol. Do it,do it, do it,do it

The one that put a stop to it was "contains petroleum powered vibrator. Flammable"

The woman blew her fucking top with me man, il never forget that. I was in stitches [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[chubbaduckie]

The one that put a stop to it was "contains petroleum powered vibrator. Flammable"

The woman blew her fucking top with me man, il never forget that. I was in stitches [emoji23][emoji23]

I'd love to see my OH face if that cane through the door, omfg she'd shit a brick [emoji23]

 

[Shetland Sam]

I'm thinking of just placing an order to get the sweets and a sticker on the box. I'm in stitches here. Even a empty box with the sticker on it to see the posties face.

 

[chubbaduckie]

Where's my juice!!! I ordered a full 10 minutes ago [emoji34]
Awww wat dafuq Lee [emoji23]