Lights start to dim....
the crowd mills about drinking and vaping quietly in the corner a news crew are talking
“er kate ok you are just to report the show nothing else” a voice in her ear piece says
“it's not very war-torn” kate
“it's a competition kate, news is slow at the moment”
“I'm not used to this I need action” kate
“competition remember”
“copy” Kate
“what”
“it means roger” kate
“Its a competition kate”
lights and music swells
@DeeDee aka (Pod Queen) walks on stage she starts throwing out bottles of juice to the crowd they cheer her hair shines in the lights
“on the ground in Digbeth, I can confirm that projectiles are starting to be thrown” kate
her earpiece goes nuts
“Kate it's normal there bottles of juice”
in the distance late to the party
@daz_app appears seeing the juice he rushes the stage
@DeeDee aka (Pod Queen) spots him and as quick as a flash pulls out 4 pods and launches, they hit him in the forehead he goes down heavy two security guards amble over they pick him up, dust him down and walk to the bar with him.....
“I can confirm the SAS have now got an extremist in custody” kate
“it's a sodding competition, Kate !!!”
Tonight ladies and gentlemen, we bring you "summer coming" with your host Dermott O Turdbucket live from the bus depot in Digbeth.....
light flash a heavy beat starts Dermott runs on stage his teeth shine the stage shines he shines
“thank you thank you who wants free stuff”
“we do” the crowd shout
“Alright then here are your contestants”
1. @Jd_
2. @MHL
3. @Mutley1
4. @Frogprince
5. @Fazz711
6. @ADDicT
7. @BULLDOG1964
8. @scottish-jim
9. @shale84
10. @andi52
11. @oORobOo
12. @onion
13. @Major Hazzard
14. @Squidgy
15. @Astral
16. @Gitchy
17. @jj87
18. @ForestMagpie
19. @gary68
20. @Sam's Vape Reviews
21. @Vaporz1
22. @MattC
23. @phatbhoy
24. @Sam Andrews
25. @doggystyle
26. @custard vaper
27. @ChrisS
28. @GoWo
29. @Banjostring
30. @rj267
31. @WaitFor1t88
32. @*PacMan20*
33. @stuartd
34. @g fog
35. @Cozy
36. @Nutmeg
37. @ninjazx6
38. @andrewmandrew72
39. @Amnesiac
40. @leftism
the contestants look about kate with her gob open reports
“
The hostages are in a human shield” Kate
"oh for god's sake" earpiece
“
ok let's cut these down to three @DeeDee aka (Pod Queen) the cards please”
kate shuts her eyes @DeeDee aka (Pod Queen) opens 3 cards the names shine in gold
“
The Three finalists are”
“
In no particular order,” Dermott smiles
@Nutmeg
@MHL
@custard vaper
the Three finalists punch the air, some of the other contestants cry some start scrapping security push them off the stage @daz_app raises his glass at the bar, Dermott salutes him
“
and the winner of the 2021 summer vapesmarter giveaway is
is
is
right after these messages" Dermott smiles at the camera
for gawds sake who can it be back soon people