ban the bus

[steffijade]

BBC News - Bus explodes during blaze in Wallington, south London

Surely these should be banned as a potential fire hazard?

 

[knome]

Looking at the picture the headline should read "Bus 'explodes' during blaze in Wallington, south London"

 

[knome]

"Debris" - Tesco bag and a few onions?

 

[Bobw1951]

Looking at the picture the headline should read "Bus 'explodes' during blaze in Wallington, south London"

No it should read "Tyre explodes after brakes seize up and causes a fire on a Bus in Wallington, South London"

 

[steffijade]

Shhhhhh... don't spoil it.

I want this sensationalised as much as possible as part of my 'walk or die' propaganda push.

I've got billions tied up in shoe manufacture and the supply of bunion remedies. I need to keep folk off the buses and using the products that I have a vested financial interest in.

So please don't try to rationalise or use common sense, I need hysterics and scraremongering to serve my own agenda.

 

[knome]

Don't forget "The Wheels On The Bus" gateway nursery crime.

 

[knome]

... And Reg Varney.

 

[EthelKing]

No it should read "Tyre explodes after brakes seize up and causes a fire on a Bus in Wallington, South London"

Actually, that headline should have read:

"Bus not on fire, but still sitting in the road hours after it was, causes huge delay in local family receiving their Pappa John's Pizza order".

When it did finally arrive it was barely warm! My daughter was not impressed. Won't somebody think of the children?

 

[cheersm8]

fekking glycol! it'll be the death of all of us!

 

[steffijade]

Don't forget "The Wheels On The Bus" gateway nursery crime.

Good one.