extortionate postage takes the piss

[stealthvape]

You know it's impossible to lose a homing pigeon? If it doesn't come back you've just lost a pigeon hehe

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Gotta feed those greedy carrier pigeons mate

If it's costing that much to feed 'em are you sure they're not carrier Ostriches?...

 

[stealthvape]

If it's costing that much to feed 'em are you sure they're not carrier Ostriches?...

Nothing but the best seed for our pigeons. None of that Monsanto rubbish they're high performance pigeons

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Nothing but the best seed for our pigeons. None of that Monsanto rubbish they're high performance pigeons

Now I know why you're charging so much! - Bugatti Pygeons, bloody foreign pigeons coming over here taking jobs from our lazy good for nothing royal snail pigeons...

 

[5miley]

Place the orings in one of these and fire away when on target

 

[5miley]

Now I know why you're charging so much! - Bugatti Pygeons, bloody foreign pigeons coming over here taking jobs from our lazy good for nothing royal snail pigeons...

Them is the ones responsible for giving those Ducks from Yorkshire bird flu

 

[Tubbyengineer]

There's no such thing as Bird Flu, If I'm not allowed to have Man Flu then the women aren't getting away with pretending they've got Bird Flu...

 

[stealthvape]

They're constantly losing their little satchels too

 

[blademansw]

If it's costing that much to feed 'em are you sure they're not carrier Ostriches?...

Imagine the turnout that will do on your car bonnet

 

[Tubbyengineer]

They're constantly losing their little satchels too

Have you tried stapling them on?