Labour whip resigned after breaking lock down rules.

[Crewella]

How do I go about becoming a Tory MP?

I love drugs, prostitutes, online porn, am dogging curious, and have the moral fibre of a rodent - as well as a massive loathing of the general public.

Is there a form I can pick up from my local golf club or weapons factory or something? Can I get to stipulate which amoral industry I accept bribes from?

Admit it ............. you're one already aren't you?

 

[knome]

How do I go about becoming a Tory MP?

I love drugs, prostitutes, online porn, am dogging curious, and have the moral fibre of a rodent - as well as a massive loathing of the general public.

Is there a form I can pick up from my local golf club or weapons factory or something? Can I get to stipulate which amoral industry I accept bribes from?

You can apply direct to Dominic...
https://dominiccummings.com/2020/01...ect-managers-policy-experts-assorted-weirdos/

 

[Mawsley]

Admit it ............. you're one already aren't you?

It's a fine line between love and hate, so they say. I think 'they' was Michael Gove actually, he knows loads about lines.

 

[tootingyoda]

MAWSLEY FOR PM. Well he can't do any worse, surely?

 

[Mawsley]

MAWSLEY FOR PM. Well he can't do any worse, surely?