My daughter wants a fashion emporium.
My lad wants to go to a gaming store.
The wife will suffer some kind of breakdown if we travel more than seventeen feet from a pot of tea.
The dogs want to chase shit.
Mia will happily chase your dogs and allow herself to be chased. I don't think we are bringing our big red hooligan now so I have a break with the kids.
I have a chaser too, though his preference is water or bubbles
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Ours will quite possibly have a nervous breakdown if she gets chased,or if anyone calls out to her so she'll just have to remain attached via lead to a real human
Aww - will she not talk to anyone else?
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She doesn't mind humans, but other dogs send her cowering behind us/anyone that looks like they might be able to protect her. She is called Custard as in"Cowardly Custard"as she is scared of the dark, the wind, rain, thunder and anything really terrifying such as a hoover.
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Hey, no fair - if you were two feet tall with the IQ of a lettuce the hoover would scare the shit out of you too, get stoned out of your gourd, kneel on the floor and get someone to vac around you, all you see is a shrieking monster with one big glowing eye that keeps rushing at you then running away!, it's fucking freaky man...