Think I’ve got the virus.

[3dj]

FFs man that's shit news...... 1st Dibs

First dibs on what you grabbing twat.

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

Hey @3dj

Pleased you got a test coming matey.
Fingers crossed its just man flu.

Take care of yourself xx

 

[Rickster]

First dibs on what you grabbing twat.

Lol.... whatever Liz is chucking out

 

[nwhornet]

Lol.... whatever Liz is chucking out

Join the queue, dibs already been claimed

 

[Rickster]

Join the queue, dibs already been claimed

Bastards....he's still warmish

 

[3dj]

Lol.... whatever Liz is chucking out

What. Like a fucking Zimmer frame. Or a blow up doll.

 

[Rickster]

What. Like a fucking Zimmer frame. Or a blow up doll.

Is the doll a ginger, that pisses on you? asking for a friend

 

[3dj]

Is the doll a ginger, that pisses on you? asking for a friend

Asking for a friend???? Lying cunt.

 

[3dj]

Is the doll a ginger, that pisses on you? asking for a friend

I don’t do gingers. This one has got a blond minge. I will leave a note for Mrs3dj to ask you for £20 for it plus special delivery if I die. You might have to rinse it out with a jet wash though.

 

[Rickster]

I don’t do gingers. This one has got a blond minge. I will leave a note for Mrs3dj to ask you for £20 for it plus special delivery if I die. You might have to rinse it out with a jet wash though.

Fair enough.... if gingers are no your thing, I understand, but if you live, can you get me one, I will collect it, I cannae get her delivered as the wife's a blonde and will probably start an argument for arguments sake