My top 10 countries are all Islands and not one of them is Great Britain.
Its not even in the top 20.
My Belgian compardre's opinion of England a few weeks ago was. The food is shit, the people are fat but seeing the English on the piss was brilliant.
He'd never seen anything like it, until I took him to Wales. There he saw a fat drunken bird sprawled out on the pavement totally bladdered. Someone pitched in and said 'Im a doctor, whats she had?' her other fat mate said 'I dont know whats wrong, she only ate a salad!' We cracked up laughing.
The bowl of vodka she was drinking in the pub had nothing to do with it, it was the salad!
Them Welsh salads can take down a moose. Man, we laughed. But didnt dare try the salads after then.