I received a million pounds and anal sex in return for plugging midlands vaping and The Vape Queen.
The mod is shit really, I just made it sound fantastic because of my love of free anal. I doctored the pictures to make it look good.
I still have to claim the money via email to a Prince in Africa who is struggling to get it out of the country.
POTV do not offer anal services or OWO as they value their health and do not practise unsafe sex.
Some people in this country are fucking morons - avoid them.
The mod is shit really, I just made it sound fantastic because of my love of free anal. I doctored the pictures to make it look good.
I still have to claim the money via email to a Prince in Africa who is struggling to get it out of the country.
POTV do not offer anal services or OWO as they value their health and do not practise unsafe sex.
Some people in this country are fucking morons - avoid them.
Full review here
Colossus was awesome. His skin was metal and he spoke, through slanted text, with a Russian accent. Until that moment my understanding was that all Russians were either girls on vaulting horses with no breasts or little fat men hell-bent on destroying my way of life.
If they’d understood how pathetic my way of life was they could have saved a lot of the money they spent on missile silos.
In true form I’ve managed to go almost half a page without mentioning the mod this review is about or doing anything other than proving to “David Turner” that no one pays for this shit – and if they did they’d be more stupid than him.
Do you think Midlands Vaping would pay me to talk about my teenage wet dreams?
*Midlands Vaping prefer I sent them videos of my abusing myself, I missed this out of the actual review.
The thing with mod manufacturers in the Philippines, so I’ve discovered, is that they love to talk to people interested in their mods. Joy from MCV is always on Facebook – so often, in fact, that you wonder when he has the time to develop ideas for new products.
It takes all sorts in life, we need mad people to love different stuff otherwise who in their right mind would buy a computer laden with a Windows operating system?
The Colossus is currently on a special discount at Midlands Vaping of £109.99