No wait
There is hope a real news story on the bbc news app
“Finally, a number of papers report that a gold ring that was lost in its owner's garden has been dug up 12 years later - on the tip of a home-grown carrot. Lin Keitch, from Somerset, was given the ring as a 40th birthday present by her husband, Dave. She tells the Daily Express she spotted it as she was washing some carrots her husband had just dug up. She says the carrot had grown into the ring - what she describes as a chance in a million. The Sun has the headline: "Lost ring is around one carrot."
Boom boom....
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and bugger me there is a Dave involved....
