I dont mind answering a few questions if required

[Tubbyengineer]

Why does autocorrect on my phone keep changing twat to twit ?

Because it's never met MrTeaTime?...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Why is that when you google the word 'pegging' that some disgusting sexual practice comes up and not a handy household tip on how to hang out your washing ?

Beacuse the internet is policed by Merino-Teflon, he finds that kind of trick most amusing...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

If I speak in the forest, but my wife isn't there to hear me; am I still wrong?

Of course...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

What drugs is George Osborne not on?

Very few...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

If the early bird catches the worm, what does the worm catch ?

Chlamidiya...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

If a train leaves Scotland heading to London at the same time (9am) one heads north at the same speed, on the same line: a) how many tins of McEwans will have been consumed within an hour and b) what is the angle 'x' between the corner and the rest of the sandwich?

Infinity-1, Irrelevant as the sandwich is covered in puke from all that McEwans being drunk...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Have you ever wished you hadn't started a Thread because it was immediately seized upon by a Gang of Sarcastic Bastard's!!! I include myself in that bracket as well by the way!!!

Yes...

 

[scrumpox]

So, has anyone ever seen paul watson and Tubbyengineer in the same room together?

Our hamster's called Alan.

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Are people who have decorated their houses far too early morons or just incredibly annoying?

Incredibly annoying morons...

 

[ourglenard]

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...Why After >10 Pages, Are There Only 2 Photos of.....(This May Go on For a Bit!!!!!)