Crusty's weird obsession with hipsters. Again.

[crustyfolker]

Old fat guys are jealous.

Excuse me, less of the fat, Old yes but no fat here type 1 diabetes prevents it lol

 

[Tazz]

 

[Simon G]

Excuse me, less of the fat, Old yes but no fat here type 1 diabetes prevents it lol

hehe, I'm just kidding ... I know I wish I could fit into some slightly slimmer jeans without looking like a twat.

 

[Rob]

He "could" I am sure, but that would mean I'd have to send him my legs as well and then I "might" leave Snail Trails everywhere? Not a Good Look I am guessing?

 

[JustDave]

= I couldn't care less & would of barely even noticed the trend if it wasn't for one old acquaintance
who's very vocal about them - he's a bit a of ' Shoreditch Twat ' though.

Now a ' Berlin Twat ' as he was priced out the area by Russians etc

I always wonder where guys who wear skinny/girls jeans keep their junk? Do they have to tuck it up the arse crack or do they simply turn it inside out for a temporary mangina?

 

[Richy]

Old fat guys are jealous.

Im Middle aged fat guy jealous here [emoji23]

 

[Rob]

Old, Fat, Bald, Toothless and a Glasses wearing Fossil reporting in for duty

 

[Sp3ckyh0td0g81]

im doing well to avoid full blown fatness, 36 year old 6ft and weigh 13 stone 8, bald, glasses wearing bearded and still handsome as fook

 

[Richy]

im doing well to avoid full blown fatness, 36 year old 6ft and weigh 13 stone 8, bald, glasses wearing bearded and still handsome as fook

Lucky sod I'm 36 6ft 1 weigh about 20 stone! bald glasses wearing handlebar tash , hardly any teeth and look like a badgers arse!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Simon G]

I always wonder where guys who wear skinny/girls jeans keep their junk? Do they have to tuck it up the arse crack or do they simply turn it inside out for a temporary mangina?

I think it's what's known as 'Tranny Tuck' ..... a drag queen told me all about it once.